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"It isn't about French Fries, it's about Freedom [Fries]™"

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I hope you reported her to CFS!

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'And Marty and Frank can take the other one.'

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Having seen a few drunk farmers in town on Saturday night, I can see the superficial attraction of that name.

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*regards his own more-than-ample girth and sighs*

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And the torrents.

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Chicken-fried soylent green. My mouth's watering already.

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Thank you from the bottom of my heart, EQ. For the first time in years I feel thin.

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He hating Life bout now...http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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They have refineries in Tejas, though.

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"It’s not about French fries; it’s about freedom."No, it's about Freedom Fries, and you can take them from my cold, greasy, dead fingers!

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Molon Blobby.

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Even more all over youtube

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Phil Mickelson would put those cows to shame. And he's a 'professional athlete'!

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All due to their 'cantaloupes'.

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I bet someone in Sid's immediate family owns a heavy duty truck dealership.

"Mini Cooper?! How would we fit? We'll take the Silverado 2500 with dualies and extended cab, thank you."

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