Somebody needs to look out for the little guy.
At least my parents had ethics.
Can I get a "Meow"?
Me-OW!!1!
How true. You are absolved.
Certainly no Lion of Cuteness.
I want a self driving car. My Great-grandfather actually had one. He was functionally blind, but his horse knew how pull the buggy to town and back to the farm on its own.
Protip: The appropriate form for Teh Wonket in such circumstances would be "Something something false flag."
Not he sure he "allowed" it, but I get what you're saying.
Some states mandate a survivor's allowance off the top. Usually about enough to cover tonight's appetizer for this bunch.
Sorta. If smile = rictus.
Another:
Client: If you want me to hire you, tell me this – What's two plus two?
Accountant: How much do you need it to be?
Edit: I see the long version has been here a while. Failure to scroll is a terrible thing. Viva Msgr_MΩment.
The Greatness In Money Management & Expenses bill
Otherwise known as "how things are done now."
I ALWAYS get good information from you, Doktor Zoom. This one's really good. (Heh, Screech the fax machine.)
Your courage will not be forgotten.
Looking at that picture, all I gotta say is, all that gilt and not a single book in sight.
At least my parents had ethics.
Can I get a "Meow"?
Me-OW!!1!
How true. You are absolved.
Certainly no Lion of Cuteness.
I want a self driving car. My Great-grandfather actually had one. He was functionally blind, but his horse knew how pull the buggy to town and back to the farm on its own.
Protip: The appropriate form for Teh Wonket in such circumstances would be "Something something false flag."
Not he sure he "allowed" it, but I get what you're saying.
Some states mandate a survivor's allowance off the top. Usually about enough to cover tonight's appetizer for this bunch.
Sorta. If smile = rictus.
Another:
Client: If you want me to hire you, tell me this – What's two plus two?
Accountant: How much do you need it to be?
Edit: I see the long version has been here a while. Failure to scroll is a terrible thing. Viva Msgr_MΩment.
The Greatness In Money Management & Expenses bill
Otherwise known as "how things are done now."
I ALWAYS get good information from you, Doktor Zoom. This one's really good. (Heh, Screech the fax machine.)
Your courage will not be forgotten.
Looking at that picture, all I gotta say is, all that gilt and not a single book in sight.