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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

At least my parents had ethics.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Can I get a "Meow"?

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BadKitty904's avatar

Me-OW!!1!

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

How true. You are absolved.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Certainly no Lion of Cuteness.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I want a self driving car. My Great-grandfather actually had one. He was functionally blind, but his horse knew how pull the buggy to town and back to the farm on its own.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Protip: The appropriate form for Teh Wonket in such circumstances would be "Something something false flag."

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Snopes Shop's avatar

Not he sure he "allowed" it, but I get what you're saying.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Some states mandate a survivor's allowance off the top. Usually about enough to cover tonight's appetizer for this bunch.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Sorta. If smile = rictus.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Another:

Client: If you want me to hire you, tell me this – What's two plus two?

Accountant: How much do you need it to be?

Edit: I see the long version has been here a while. Failure to scroll is a terrible thing. Viva Msgr_MΩment.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

The Greatness In Money Management & Expenses bill

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KenHoughton's avatar

Otherwise known as "how things are done now."

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Donna Schoenkopf's avatar

I ALWAYS get good information from you, Doktor Zoom. This one's really good. (Heh, Screech the fax machine.)

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Doug Langley's avatar

Your courage will not be forgotten.

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Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard's avatar

Looking at that picture, all I gotta say is, all that gilt and not a single book in sight.

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