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But Herschel Walker DOES speak of the pompitus of love.

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You are mistaken: "My most impressive accomplishment is being a good father" he said in 2019

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(because both ought to be made to shut up)(because the notes for which they are noted are not musical notes)(because B is the first letter of both)

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Or himself

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He isn't Woman, hear him roar, but that's about it.

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But is Herschel Walker the rightful heir to the throne currently being occupied by his evil uncle, after said uncle murdered the previous king aka Herschel Walker's father?

Is Herschel Walker actually a Handsome Prince under an enchantment that can only be broken if someone comes to love him for his True Self before the last rose petal falls?

Is Herschel Walker actually a Space Ranger???

These are the questions I need answered, dammit.

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In a way, I can't blame GA Repoops if they vote for him. I mean, if he were running as a reliable D vote (i.e., he'd likely show up for votes and not sabotage things like Manchema), I'd probably hold my nose and vote for him too. Of course, I would never have voted for him in the primary in the first place unless Hitler was running as a Dem, so I do blame them for that part.

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I hear there's good evidence that he used to play some kind of sport.

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The only thing wrong with Kindergarten Cop is that bloody line, "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina!". Transphobes love quoting that line.

Yep, you got me, buddy. A line for a 5-year old in a 1991 Arnold Schwarzenegger comedy is the absolute last word in how this works. Snaps to you.

Effing losers.

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Yeah, but that was the "other" Herschel Walker. I don't know if that really counts.

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My fave on that list is John Riggins. The goofball from Kansas!

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He is kind of a pompitus, so yeah.

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Hershel Walker was never number 2.

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The Republicans have only themselves to blame when the Democrats win more seats in the House and Senate... They allowed iiTrump to stay in office when they had the chance to remove him from office... Now they are staring into the abyss of defeat in November and the 2024 presidential election

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golf. it most certainly was golf.

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Herschel put the "bop" in the "Bop-shoo-bop"!

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