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Mike Janowski's avatar

GREAT! Joe & Co roll out high speed internet to East Bee Eff WI...just in time for OAN.com to post shit about the KOMING KOMMIE DEBAKLE WITH KAMRADE KAMBALA!!!!

As the late Vivian Stanshall once observed, "So.etimes you just can't win."

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

NYT: We are going to apologize and retract an opinion piece that suggested JD Vance is a nazi.

We agreed that saying he was a nazi failed our standards for redundancies.

While we are at it, is everyone sure kamala hasn't ever made tabby curry?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

One of our local tribes got a solar grant toward the end of tfg's reign of error, but it was all built during Joe and Kamala's tour of duty.

https://www.energy.gov/indianenergy/bishop-paiute-tribe-2020-project

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SigDeFlyinMonky's avatar

I, for one, welcome the advent of solar powered slots at the indian casinos in the Coachella Valley!

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SigDeFlyinMonky's avatar

I, for one, welcome the advent of solar powered slots at the indian casinos in the Coachella Valley!

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Wasn't the NGDV one of Stalin's security agencies?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

It was a joke.

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

Just now watching the Walz rally in Wisconsin. I love Gwen Walz. Tim might change my car's headlights, but she will give my kids a ride to soccer practice!

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Welcome back, Apache Trout!

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Demodocus's avatar

I've heard a lot of reservations have trouble getting power to their back-of-beyond folks. No one in the US should be doing without broadband (considering how all the job searches require it these days & how helpful it is for schools) much less blinking _electricity_

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Demodocus's avatar

I love a nice times article!

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ZorPern's avatar

(I've only read two comments), but I'll add that I ran into a postal delivery person who said they were having trouble getting parts for the old fashioned little vehicles.

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Dave Zirkle's avatar

It's like that with all vehicles today. From cars to heavy equipment. After ten years the original equipment manufacturers quit supporting parts and one has to try to find aftermarket parts. I've been in the automotive and heavy equipment industry for 49 years and I have seen this more and more since around 2000. It's simply not cost effective for the OEM to keep parts on hand as the number of those older vehicles dwindle and go out of service.

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ZorPern's avatar

My lovely lady at the insurance agency told me that's why the price of collision goes up even on a 14-year-old car, parts.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

My BIL doesn't fund shit.

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mr_snarky's avatar

Go Nerds Go! (Not you elon)

Isn't that a P.D Eastman book?

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Jamoche's avatar

He’s not a nerd. He’s a wannabe.

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Demodocus's avatar

He can just go. Away.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I love, love, love clean and green news. In much more local news, I emptied most of the stock bag from the freezer (it would not all fit in the pot) into our largest pot with two torn-up sheets of nori and water to cover, and some time tomorrow before we leave for the city, we'll have concentrated veggie stock in the freezer. I also took the ripe Delicata squash from the garden, removed the seeds, and have put it into a slow oven to cook. Darling husband Meccalopolis is napping; after what he's been through with the car, he needs rest. I'll figure out what we're having for dinner and wake him when it's ready.

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Zap's avatar

like

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Best WIfe evah!

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Zyxomma's avatar

He woke up while the squash was cooking, and asked me to get the green beans ready to cook, which I did, while he cut up the mushrooms and garlic for the beans. So dinner will be a joint effort, as it is so often.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

As it should be....

Slava Ukraini

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"Joe Biden? Is 𝘩𝘦 President?"

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Zeitgeist's avatar

Nope, still the Freemasons. As it's been since the Founding.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

More and more.

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Michael's avatar

Still?

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I was arguing with a colleague who started going on about “schools sexualizing children” because Tim Walz put tampons in boys bathrooms.

So first of all I explained that the bill didn’t specifically say “boys bathrooms” but even if they were in the bathroom I asked how that would sexualize the boys.

She told me they might “stick them up their butts”.

And I’m supposed to not treat people like this with contempt?

GTFO here.

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gene108's avatar

I think sticking tampons up butts is unlikely.

Boys would use easy access to tampons as projectile weapons, in my opinion.

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Mike Janowski's avatar

Peeps just be SO worried about the possibilities of getting all stuck up in tha butt.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Schools are a refuge from the sexualization of children that's in advertising, movies, and weird creeps in the street.

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Demodocus's avatar

Don't give them carrots, either. Only nice rounded vegetables like turnips & kohlrabi

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

I mean, we let the boys have pencils too, what could they get up to with those?

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Shoving things up our ass was never a discussion I had with fellow boys when I was school aged.

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Zeitgeist's avatar

I'm guessing it was some dude that came up with "butt chugging". So if you soak it in vodka first it's AOK.

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

I’ve shared my Pamprin story.

I woke up with a hangover. My friend offered me a Pamprin.

At first I refused thinking I would grow tits. She explained no hormones are involved.

It did help my headache. Along with some weed and OJ

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SkeptiKC's avatar

It's aspirin with a bit of caffeine, I believe. Effective headache medications.

But the weed definitely helped.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

“stick them up their butts”...

The possibility that children 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘴 is the criteria for what objects they're allowed to bring in the bathroom?

The bathroom monitor wants a raise

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

I assume your response was "Just because you like sticking things up your ass doesn't mean that everyone does" ?

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Has she tried it? And gotten aroused?

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

This is precisely what these people think trans women do, for sick pleasure

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That only underscores the sick and twisted persuasion of the bigots insisting that it's trans individuals who are disturbed and dangerous.

Perpetual projection prevails.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

0% of prep op trans women think they need this. They also think we would go to a gyno for a pap smear as well.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

It's kinda an indication about how little they know about cis-women's bodies.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

More likely they would take all of them out and clog the toilets and urinals. Just for fun. A pad or tampon dispenser probably should not be in a middle school or high school boys bathroom, but not for the reason the MAGA crowd gives. It's because some boys that age are little assholes. As long as there are nurse's office, girls bathrooms,or a bathroom anyone can use with access to menstrual products, it serves the purpose.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

Product dispenser are in boys locker rooms because during intermural girls sports the visiting team uses the boys locker room. Nurses offices aren’t open during night and weekend games.

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Michael's avatar

So I do remember hearing how guys from the '50s would flush a firecracker down the toilet, in school, and go back to class.

BOOM!

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Stephen St John's avatar

Cherry bombs

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

That’s what I said.

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weejee's avatar

Perhaps use them as ear plugs - personal safety equipment!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I view demonstrating such contempt as a civic duty.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"She told me they might “stick them up their butts”."

and????

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Stulexington's avatar

Yeah, that's not sexualizing boys bathrooms, that's a boy reusing something in a sexual manner. The law isn't created based on how someone is going to misuse something they provide.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Just being stupid, not necessarily sexual.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

“THEN THEY’D BE GAY!!!”

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I'm not sure about your thinkin' there

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Jamoche's avatar

There was a thing going around some years back that if anything ever went up a man’s butt he’d turn gay, no exceptions.

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Stulexington's avatar

Some dude thought pushing TP to get it fully clean was gay. And apparently it was as gross as it sounds.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Huh, so when the Dr. does that check, that's it? Hmmmm....

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

It's like getting hit on the head. Once to lose your memory. Twice to get it back.

So the doctor has to do it twice, otherwise...

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