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handyhippie65's avatar

well, i could use a new copy of the woodworker's bible. lots of handy stuff in that one.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Wooden stake, I thought.

Jack Millwater's avatar

When presented with Kim Davis and the WBC in close proximity, I think "Where's a drone strike when you need one?"

Jack Millwater's avatar

And dick jokes. Don't forget the dick jokes.

Jack Millwater's avatar

No, you probably shouldn't. Kim Davis might want to sleep with one eye open though.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Saw that as well. An acquaintance of mine is a BP agent. He says he's never seen things this relatively quiet.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

No, I think the cats would've been OK.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I know I often begin interviews by pointing out that I almost always remember to poop in the appropriate place. Employers like to know that kind of thing.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You, ma'am, are a taker, not a maker. You didn't build that!

BattyKitch's avatar

Honey, you need a Doktor.....with a big hammer

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh sweetie...you upfisted your own comment? Get help.

r m reddicks's avatar

Just for "the record" The oaf of office for clerks & deputies in KY.

http://www.lrc.ky.gov/Statu...