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well, i could use a new copy of the woodworker's bible. lots of handy stuff in that one.

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Wooden stake, I thought.

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With any luck.

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When presented with Kim Davis and the WBC in close proximity, I think "Where's a drone strike when you need one?"

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And dick jokes. Don't forget the dick jokes.

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No, you probably shouldn't. Kim Davis might want to sleep with one eye open though.

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Saw that as well. An acquaintance of mine is a BP agent. He says he's never seen things this relatively quiet.

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I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

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Darude - Sandstorm~

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No, I think the cats would've been OK.

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I know I often begin interviews by pointing out that I almost always remember to poop in the appropriate place. Employers like to know that kind of thing.

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You, ma'am, are a taker, not a maker. You didn't build that!

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Honey, you need a Doktor.....with a big hammer

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A new favorite of mine:

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Oh sweetie...you upfisted your own comment? Get help.

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Just for "the record" The oaf of office for clerks & deputies in KY.

http://www.lrc.ky.gov/Statu...

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