Although ... I keep having these unpleasant moments of deja vu, going back to the first election I was eligible to vote in. There I was, laughing myself sick over a short story by J.G. Ballard, "Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan," especially after it was handed out at the Republican nominating convention. "No way a second-rate B-movie actor from the forties can win!" I thought to myself, so much so that I was willing to take a stand, and to vote for John Anderson for president, as a way of showing my social idealism combined with a mature, responsible fiscal restraint. And the chimp-fluffer actually won big.
Missing my chance to vote for one of the most remarkable statesmen of my lifetime, Jimmy Carter, is a lasting regret. At least I've been able to vote, twice, for another one.
I have both of the Chris Christie figures that Fernando makes, they're not butt plugs but they are very well made and wonderful conversation starters. It usually starts with "Why the fuck do you have little statues of Chris Christie on your coffee table?"
Hey, I said they were good at starting conversations, not that the conversations themselves are that great.
I was an Anderson voter in my first election, too. Didn't make any difference in my state, Reagan won by something like 13 points and Anderson only drew about 10%, and obviously not 100% those would have gone Carter.
Thanks!!
An insult to butt plugs.
gonna need several pangalactic gargleblasters to kill the image!
"Elmer Gantry/Voldemort"
We already had that one in Bush/Cheney
(With Gantry portrayed by Alfred E. Neuman, not Burt Lancaster)
The drugs are fabulous. I joked with the doc and the nurses about having a DVD made of the video footage. They laughed and said "no."
Although ... I keep having these unpleasant moments of deja vu, going back to the first election I was eligible to vote in. There I was, laughing myself sick over a short story by J.G. Ballard, "Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan," especially after it was handed out at the Republican nominating convention. "No way a second-rate B-movie actor from the forties can win!" I thought to myself, so much so that I was willing to take a stand, and to vote for John Anderson for president, as a way of showing my social idealism combined with a mature, responsible fiscal restraint. And the chimp-fluffer actually won big.
Missing my chance to vote for one of the most remarkable statesmen of my lifetime, Jimmy Carter, is a lasting regret. At least I've been able to vote, twice, for another one.
Iggerunce, rasizm 'n munniez: a winning combination!
What a great story! Poor immigrant comes to this country as a kid, starts buttplug empire! Horatio Alger would be weeping tears of joy!
Trump is the Norman Boutin of politics.Be prepared for a rabbit hole of weird.http://shinybookreview.com/...
I have both of the Chris Christie figures that Fernando makes, they're not butt plugs but they are very well made and wonderful conversation starters. It usually starts with "Why the fuck do you have little statues of Chris Christie on your coffee table?"
Hey, I said they were good at starting conversations, not that the conversations themselves are that great.
I was an Anderson voter in my first election, too. Didn't make any difference in my state, Reagan won by something like 13 points and Anderson only drew about 10%, and obviously not 100% those would have gone Carter.
Sold!
I think I found the perfect theme song for Trump's campaign. https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Good news! Chimpanzees only can breed with their species. I think.
If I didn't already have SOOOOOO MANY buttplugs...
That thing looks like a biter.