332 Comments

I read Private Eye. In reality, British internal affairs investigators are shit.Could still be a good show, though

Expand full comment

The last one I went to they were still making oh-so-clever Monica Lewinski jokes.

Expand full comment

Yep. The kkkonfedsymps use that rag of the traitors since it was never a national flag they don't have to fly the American Flag next to it. The memorial is totally designed as an open threat.

Expand full comment

We are a shithole country now. Didn't you notice?

Expand full comment

And then you met their Mayor, Randall Flagg, there.

Expand full comment

I know stupid people, and I mean STOOPID people who somehow got into Ivys and managed to graduate.

Expand full comment

They have taken that term and completely bent it to their purposes.

Expand full comment

Yeah, is Mayor Murderlady gonna be in the casinos dealing poker or serving drinks? I don't think so.

Expand full comment

Fun fact: The Strip is not in the city of Las Vegas. It is in the unincorporated town of Paradise, which includes the airport and UNLV.

Expand full comment

most of it, yes. Exceptions are MA, VT, CT, NY, MN, WA, CA, NM; possibly VA

Expand full comment

They say a Goodwoman is hard to find ...

Expand full comment

Forgetting anybody?

I'M SITTIN' RIGHT HERE!

Expand full comment

The property owners on the Gulf are pushing Rhonda Santis to let them start offering rentals. Much like Vegas, the vast majority of the arrivals that would attract would be from out of state and could bring in / take out the virus. For Vegas, substitute global for out of state. But the money is more important.

In Vegas' case, I guess Adelson and Winn must want more money to dole out to Republicans.

Expand full comment

Great. The LDS idiots are going to bulid a temple in my town.

Just what we need.

Expand full comment

sorry, didn't mean to offend, and I was talking more about politics and gov't efficacy more than about quality of life. I'm sure WI and PA are nice to live in but they're "run" by people determined to fail.

Expand full comment

Best Dave Barry column ever!! https://www.davebarry.com/m...

Expand full comment