Hey, How About Shut Up?

* Joe Lieberman is a total fucking moron. [ The Swamp ]

* Many a drunken homosexual will copulate in the name of Hillary Clinton. [ Fresh intelligence ]

* Iraq, freedom's bastion in the Middle East, may soon require its citizens provide documentation in order to enter Baghdad. [ Iraq Slogger ]

* Fox News objects to the message that anything but the loving insertion of the fingers of Jesus Christ into a woman's vagina may prevent sperm from fertilizing her egg. We have some calls to make. [ Think Progress ]

* Harry Reid is totally going to have the best sleepover ever. [ Election Central ]

* Judi Giuliani really meant that her husband likes fucking prostitutes, also. [ Gaggle ]

* Bill Kristol is really proud of himself for something, we're not quite sure what. [ Huff Po ]

* It's just like when Brit Hume asked the tough, probing questions at that creepy Republican debate. [ Hot Air ]

* If it's funny once, it's funny seven times. [ RedState ]