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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I'm not sure he needs to try.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'Surplus'? Very funny.- Deutsche Bank

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Arolpin's avatar

Yep, and it was the one right before Californication I think.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

You deserve it.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They have faith that the dollars will keep coming.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

"... as long as I gets ... "

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I detect Mike 'primarying my boss from the cross' Pence's stanky finger all OVER this one.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They've never been much for looking ahead.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

72.4% of those who responded to my poll said, 'Hitler.'

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Or Up Here either.- God

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Come on, who is more caring and thus appropriate for the position than Ivanka? Plus her shoe experience would be perfect for the rehab and orthopedics departments!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Yeah, because establishing a red line worked SO well the last time.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

He's a good jelly roll model - if you like saturated fats in your roll

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Cat Cafe's avatar

No one knew the state was so deep, believe me

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James Baskin's avatar

I have a question though. If these ass-wipes do manage to divert money using 'vouchers,' is that a permanent change? It can be undone right?

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revenant's avatar

serious question; has anyone, anywhere, ever heard of an instance of privatization of a public service (not including manufacturing or construction) delivering more or better service, and/or reducing cost to the customers?

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