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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

if Drudge didn't report it, it didn't happen

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you should have seen the look on kid zoom's face when he woke up this morning

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Hillary Clinton has complained in the past that conservatives have misrepresented her article "Children Under the Law". <blockquote> Some claimed that I wanted children to be able to sue their parents if they were told to take out the garbage.</blockquote> She has never repudiated her opinion that a teenage boy should be able to sue the living shit out of a parent who would represent a plush pony as "a Kid Zoom action figure".

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Perhaps we will hear the younger Zoom's opinion on this tomorrow.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I had to venture into the toy dept this week for a birthday gift. Sadly, I now recognize the various MLP's and can even identify many of them by name thanks to yer wonket. Curse you, Zoom!!1!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He <a href="http:\/\/littlepinkchic.com\/item_185\/My-Little-Pony-Note-Card.htm" target="_blank">doesn't even have to write them! </a>

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WA Bishop's avatar

SHUT UP! Bloody peasant!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And the sun rises and sets around them too, also.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'll send the kid some bootstraps. Just post the address, Dok.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I have a similar memory... Holy crap! They're everywhere!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, that just <a href="http:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/id\/42047717\/" target="_blank">never happens.</a>

Where does this dumbfuck live, that he lacks news from the outside world?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I'm just breaking even every month. "

What a snob!

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Shypixel's avatar

The Pop-Up Book of Politics?

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WA Bishop's avatar

And then PENICILLIN!

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WA Bishop's avatar

Secretly they yearn for a cold-blooded authority figure who’ll cut taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule them like a king!

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WA Bishop's avatar

Yes, that would be ... wrong.

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