Last week or something, we asked you, the faithful Wonkvillein, to help us buy an entire personin the form and shape of Doktor Zoom. And many of you immediately started sending us money -- so much and so fast, we actually were not able to send you personalized thank you notes, so we decided not to send you any thank you notes at all! (Nobody tell our beloved Miss Manners; we cannot stand to disappoint her.) We did not even send thank you notes to the several of you who forked over
if Drudge didn&#039;t report it, it didn&#039;t happen
you should have seen the look on kid zoom&#039;s face when he woke up this morning
Hillary Clinton has complained in the past that conservatives have misrepresented her article &quot;Children Under the Law&quot;. <blockquote> Some claimed that I wanted children to be able to sue their parents if they were told to take out the garbage.</blockquote> She has never repudiated her opinion that a teenage boy should be able to sue the living shit out of a parent who would represent a plush pony as &quot;a Kid Zoom action figure&quot;.
Perhaps we will hear the younger Zoom&#039;s opinion on this tomorrow.
I had to venture into the toy dept this week for a birthday gift. Sadly, I now recognize the various MLP&#039;s and can even identify many of them by name thanks to yer wonket. Curse you, Zoom!!1!
He <a href="http:\/\/littlepinkchic.com\/item_185\/My-Little-Pony-Note-Card.htm" target="_blank">doesn&#039;t even have to write them! </a>
SHUT UP! Bloody peasant!
And the sun rises and sets around them too, also.
I&#039;ll send the kid some bootstraps. Just post the address, Dok.
I have a similar memory... Holy crap! They&#039;re everywhere!
Yeah, that just <a href="http:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/id\/42047717\/" target="_blank">never happens.</a>
Where does this dumbfuck live, that he lacks news from the outside world?
&quot;I&#039;m just breaking even every month. &quot;
What a snob!
The Pop-Up Book of Politics?
And then PENICILLIN!
Secretly they yearn for a cold-blooded authority figure who&rsquo;ll cut taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule them like a king!
Yes, that would be ... wrong.