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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

if Drudge didn't report it, it didn't happen

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you should have seen the look on kid zoom's face when he woke up this morning

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Hillary Clinton has complained in the past that conservatives have misrepresented her article "Children Under the Law". <blockquote> Some claimed that I wanted children to be able to sue their parents if they were told to take out the garbage.</blockquote> She has never repudiated her opinion that a teenage boy should be able to sue the living shit out of a parent who would represent a plush pony as "a Kid Zoom action figure".

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Perhaps we will hear the younger Zoom's opinion on this tomorrow.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I had to venture into the toy dept this week for a birthday gift. Sadly, I now recognize the various MLP's and can even identify many of them by name thanks to yer wonket. Curse you, Zoom!!1!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He <a href="http:\/\/littlepinkchic.com\/item_185\/My-Little-Pony-Note-Card.htm" target="_blank">doesn't even have to write them! </a>

WA Bishop's avatar

SHUT UP! Bloody peasant!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And the sun rises and sets around them too, also.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'll send the kid some bootstraps. Just post the address, Dok.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I have a similar memory... Holy crap! They're everywhere!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, that just <a href="http:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/id\/42047717\/" target="_blank">never happens.</a>

Where does this dumbfuck live, that he lacks news from the outside world?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I'm just breaking even every month. "

What a snob!

Shypixel's avatar

The Pop-Up Book of Politics?

WA Bishop's avatar

And then PENICILLIN!

WA Bishop's avatar

Secretly they yearn for a cold-blooded authority figure who’ll cut taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule them like a king!

WA Bishop's avatar

Yes, that would be ... wrong.