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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I'm confused, you forgot to include the liquor?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Gotta admit I was a little nervous when I read the headline for "Valentine’s Day Boner Juice". Guess I won't be needing the Cuisinart Juicer after all ....

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Mmmm, eggnog crossed with Guiness! Sounds, uh - actually, it sounds like punishment. Please crosspost this at World Nut Daily.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Does it work as well as scraping a 'Lude into a joint?

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Mahousu's avatar

Yeah, Boehner looks kind of dried out and leathery. Can't imagine you could extract that much juice from him, even if you wanted to.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Pics or GTFO! ♬

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