This special potion is well-known in the Caribbean to give menfolk virility. It's hard to imagine a beverage better-suited for Valentine's Day, when we celebrate everlasting love (with everlasting boners). Treat your sweetheart right by drinking down one of these and taking him or her to see
Gotta admit I was a little nervous when I read the headline for "Valentine’s Day Boner Juice". Guess I won't be needing the Cuisinart Juicer after all ....
I'm confused, you forgot to include the liquor?
Gotta admit I was a little nervous when I read the headline for "Valentine’s Day Boner Juice". Guess I won't be needing the Cuisinart Juicer after all ....
Mmmm, eggnog crossed with Guiness! Sounds, uh - actually, it sounds like punishment. Please crosspost this at World Nut Daily.
Does it work as well as scraping a 'Lude into a joint?
Yeah, Boehner looks kind of dried out and leathery. Can't imagine you could extract that much juice from him, even if you wanted to.
Pics or GTFO! ♬