youtu.be Okay, wise guys, Bill O'Reilly heard the Internet snickering when he debuted his "Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out" catchphrase last month, showing the world he doesn't know how ocean tides happen. Alright, so you think the Moon is doing this. O'Reilly has
See, you take a planet, and a comet that's pretty much caught in the planet's gravitational field, ok? I mean, it can't get away.
Then the planet starts making unwanted sexual advances, late night dirty phone calls, and somehow dildoes are involved. Pretty soon, BAM, this massive settlement / scandal forever orbits the gross old planet, forever.
Dat's who put the moon dere, your old lecherous self. Clear?
Here's how it works, Bill:
See, you take a planet, and a comet that's pretty much caught in the planet's gravitational field, ok? I mean, it can't get away.
Then the planet starts making unwanted sexual advances, late night dirty phone calls, and somehow dildoes are involved. Pretty soon, BAM, this massive settlement / scandal forever orbits the gross old planet, forever.
Dat's who put the moon dere, your old lecherous self. Clear?
Nah, it`s more like how when you feed a stray cat, it will hang out in the yard forever.
Why?
Of course, the correct answer: Jesus!
Yeah, well, who made me ignorant of facts, then? HUH?? GOD, THAT'S WHO!
And then there's the Tides.
You <i>teach</i> at &quot;O&#039;Reilly College of Journalisming&quot;? GO PEABODIES!
And Fox News 24x7.
Do you know that the moon sometimes appears in the daytime? It&#039;s true! Science has no explanation for this amazing phenomenon.
Geez. It&#039;s like listening to a self-important 8 year old lecturing a NASA scientist on how to identify Jupiter.
I love it when you talk dirty.
Bill is debating a camera and he lost. What a fucking chicken shit gravy sucking coward.
Shorter version: Rarities are commonplace.
Moon goes up, moon stays up.
I got the sun in the morning and the moon at night.
To which Bill would reply &quot;How do you know? Were you there?&quot;