See, you take a planet, and a comet that's pretty much caught in the planet's gravitational field, ok? I mean, it can't get away.
Then the planet starts making unwanted sexual advances, late night dirty phone calls, and somehow dildoes are involved. Pretty soon, BAM, this massive settlement / scandal forever orbits the gross old planet, forever.
Dat's who put the moon dere, your old lecherous self. Clear?
Here's how it works, Bill:
See, you take a planet, and a comet that's pretty much caught in the planet's gravitational field, ok? I mean, it can't get away.
Then the planet starts making unwanted sexual advances, late night dirty phone calls, and somehow dildoes are involved. Pretty soon, BAM, this massive settlement / scandal forever orbits the gross old planet, forever.
Dat's who put the moon dere, your old lecherous self. Clear?
Nah, it`s more like how when you feed a stray cat, it will hang out in the yard forever.
Why?
Of course, the correct answer: Jesus!
Yeah, well, who made me ignorant of facts, then? HUH?? GOD, THAT'S WHO!
And then there's the Tides.
You <i>teach</i> at &quot;O&#039;Reilly College of Journalisming&quot;? GO PEABODIES!
And Fox News 24x7.
Do you know that the moon sometimes appears in the daytime? It&#039;s true! Science has no explanation for this amazing phenomenon.
Geez. It&#039;s like listening to a self-important 8 year old lecturing a NASA scientist on how to identify Jupiter.
I love it when you talk dirty.
Bill is debating a camera and he lost. What a fucking chicken shit gravy sucking coward.
Shorter version: Rarities are commonplace.
Moon goes up, moon stays up.
I got the sun in the morning and the moon at night.
To which Bill would reply &quot;How do you know? Were you there?&quot;