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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Dishonorable doesn't begin to cover it. What a fraud, as well as a POS.

kckitty's avatar

I'm not sure how much more I can take of this nonsense

Georgiaburning's avatar

So, could Washington or California sue to keep Texas’ electoral votes from being counted? Sounds like it based on this guy’s “logic”.

algore lactating's avatar

no, see, you're thinking of supremacy clauses, but you specifically need to consider white supremacy clauses.

"M"'s avatar

That's almost exactly what they tried

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

It sure seems like there's a deep alternate state at work here. Whole thing seems like a swamp.

Rhand Holm's avatar

Mark Martin is "...a member of the Judicial Advisory Member to the ABA Standing Committee on Ethics and Professional Responsibility." Huh. I guess his role is devil's advocate: 'Why Ethics and Professional Responsibility harm the course of justice"

Antifa Commander's avatar

Somebody needs to get his ass fired, disbarred, and thrown miles away from anything having anything to do with "ethics."

MissMuppet's avatar

OT, but I keep seeing insane posts claiming that Hurricane Helene was a man-made event, put together so that the government can get access to lithium deposits in eastern Tennessee and Western North Carolina. I need to start taking better drugs, because I’m a relatively creative person who ingests a lot of THC, and even in my most incredible moments of being stoned I’ve never been able to come up with something that wacky. I wonder if these conspiracy theories are meth-based?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Everyone's known about this for months. We had a betting pool going on about which hurricane they were going to use for the scheme.

I didn't win.

🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

Why would the government want access to lithium? They haven't got any mechanisms in place to extract it or refine it or use it. Might as well just let the existing owners extract it.

Jo Mercer's avatar

DoD signed an agreement a year ago. It would seem Hurricane Helene's horrific effects are going to enable extremely fast changes in the patterns of land use and ownership in the region for generations. https://www.defense.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/3522657/

marxalot's avatar

whatever induces paranoia

OG Blockhead's avatar

Meth plus a decades long right wing plot to destroy public education

Sherry's avatar

It's quartz. Not lithium. They need lithium if they believe that crap.

northern point's avatar

thank you kindly. i rode motorcycles on the route 40 border for five years and never heard nothin' 'bout no lithium. our 'safety meetings' wednesday at the wedge would have been different.

Shocktreatment's avatar

"When the hovercraft arrive, those black hovercraft come and secure the lithium, won't 𝘺𝘰𝘶 be surprised!"

I sure will...

motmelere's avatar

Mike Hucksterby is selling Relaxium, I hear it's loaded with imagitrons and lets you chose your own reality!

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Improves common sense!

SkeptiKC's avatar

Meth and/or really bad bathtub whiskey.

Jezdukowski's avatar

Fentanyl? Some other Opioid haze?

Alcohol + Jesus juice?

Some weird combo of all the above + meth???

Antifa Commander's avatar

Snake venom 'n battery acid, the old snake-handler standbys. That's popular up in them hills.

(And my uncle used to drive an ambulance, and had to handle those guys all the time, so don't @ me about it. Them'r my people!)

DaveB's avatar

I'm going with hallucinogens. Opioids just make me sit and mumble. Alcohol leads to a nice long sleep.

PrimerGray's avatar

If you replaced Mike Johnson with this guy would anyone even know?

PrimerGray's avatar

Not as many searches for pegging, something must be up.

Capt. Renault's avatar

"...and otherwise complying with the transmittal requirements of Federal law.”

'Otherwise'. Except for that one thing, it was all on the up and up.

blueicebank's avatar

OT. Weird science.

"Scientists create flies that stop when exposed to red light"

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/10/241002123015.htm

Well, it worked on that one scientist in "Andromeda Strain," so should work here. And now, flies will finally be able to obey traffic lights.

DaveB's avatar

Now create flies that excel at "Simon Says."

blueicebank's avatar

The Red Light district will be a no-go zone for them.

Jezdukowski's avatar

I picture a whole gang of flies at a stop light buzzing and going "c'mon, c'mon" while looking at a big pile of shit about 3 yards away...

OG Blockhead's avatar

*light turns green*

Fly in back: *HONKS*

Tamsie's avatar

Fine, you win - we'll move to Washington State!

motmelere's avatar

Is that a photo of a future Mike Johnson learning of all the porn his wife watched?

feralboy12's avatar

As we know from movies, college deans are stiff, authoritarian figures who don't want students to have any fun.

I say we prank his ass.

If I was going to caption that photo, the guy in the middle and the guy on the right would both be thinking: "Why are we standing here dressed alike?"

ciaobella's avatar

“He’s a real ‘scholar.’ He knows about this stuff,” says the PAB who knows jack shit about jack shit.

Sherry's avatar

That should have been our "tell". Only the best!!

blueicebank's avatar

He also doesn't know Bo Diddly.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

His uncle was a professor at MIT, so that means he’s a genius, especially when it comes to sharks and batteries.

el duderino's avatar

Welcome to the clown show, Mark. I hope you’re not counting on getting paid

John Thorstensen's avatar

Turkeys everywhere!

And not only in the post-election Trump White House! They were all over my driveway this morning, and hurriedly strutted out of my way when I was leaving for work.

Thankfuly; no turkeys were harmed in the production of this comment.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Or your car, those things can be aggressive!