Happy Free Slurpee Day! Go Get A Red Slurpee!

As if there is any other flavor. Please.

Beanie looking cute on top of the upper kitchen cabinets, courtesy of our pal Deborah

Happy Weekend!

Today, if you are feeling thirsty — and I know you are — you can go to a 7-11 and get a FREE red slurpee. Sure, they don’t cost that much to begin with. I think the last time I had one it was $1.39, but it’s the principle of the thing.

And because I’m festive AF, I would love for us all to now enjoy a very nice and romantic song about red Slurpees.

Honestly, still a banger.

Also too, I present you with some kind of SCTV X-Files type deal! Whatever, Catherine O’Hara is in it. You’ll love it!

Speaking of Catherine O’Hara — did you see Chanel’s Couture Week show the other day? You didn’t?

Well, you are welcome.

Plan to replicate this look by throwing a dress in the dryer with a very fluffy black scarf!

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