Guess what? We're a mere three weeks away from yet another government shutdown battle! You're probably not tired of them yet because they're SO MUCH FUN and not tedious or stressful at all, amirite? These cuts come on top of the sequester cuts, though to be honest our main problem with the sequester right now is stupid sequester jokes: snowquester, daylight savings time = sequester cuts, etc. Stop doing that. Stop retweeting those things. Just stop it. What were we talking about? Oh, right, how the Republicans are going to solve the budget by banning your birth control, gain.
They watch nothing but Fucks Gnus, and maybe read NewsHax. It's gonna take another butchering at the polls to rub their noses in reality; unfortunately they have until November 2014 to continue fucking things up for everybody else.
It's very tempting to just give 'em a state we don't really need, like Mississippi or Texas or Florida, and let the morans secede. Problem with that, it doesn't really solve the problem. You end up with a foreign country full of bible-humping nitwits who are still just as unhappy as ever at the fact that the country next door is full of fornicating atheist abortionists, and it won't be long before some Xtard demagogue convinces the faithful that God wants them to go over there and set things right -- and not with votes.
Somehow you have to get the kids educated -- and the Xtards know this, which is why they're all hot for homeskooling, and then bogus "universities" to keep reality at bay for another four years.
Well, Beck is the intellectual one (stop and think about that!), and Keyes is the psychopath, so I think the Stalin and Trotsky roles are pretty easy to assign.
Are there any Jehovah's Witnesses in congress? Have they tried to ban blood transfusions?
That bit about the pursuit of happiness is not in the constitution, so it doesn't count.
Notice the subtly-cropped photo of Demi Moore's two ... daughters? When did 15-year-old boys start working as photo editors?
The "Million Vag March". Call it that, and you'll certainly get the media's attention.
Pursuit of kids in hoodies, on the other hand...
Targeting demented religious fundmentalists in a foreign land... this might work.
You still have body temperature? Elitist.
I'm thinking Lycanthropy squads.
"a full exemption for both nonprofit and for-profit entities"
Which leaves us with ... what?
They watch nothing but Fucks Gnus, and maybe read NewsHax. It's gonna take another butchering at the polls to rub their noses in reality; unfortunately they have until November 2014 to continue fucking things up for everybody else.
Don't explain, MANSPLAIN.
Maybe they signed up with a four-year contract for Poll Unskewing™, and don't want it to go to waste.
New "exposure" based entities?
It's very tempting to just give 'em a state we don't really need, like Mississippi or Texas or Florida, and let the morans secede. Problem with that, it doesn't really solve the problem. You end up with a foreign country full of bible-humping nitwits who are still just as unhappy as ever at the fact that the country next door is full of fornicating atheist abortionists, and it won't be long before some Xtard demagogue convinces the faithful that God wants them to go over there and set things right -- and not with votes.
Somehow you have to get the kids educated -- and the Xtards know this, which is why they're all hot for homeskooling, and then bogus "universities" to keep reality at bay for another four years.
Well, Beck is the intellectual one (stop and think about that!), and Keyes is the psychopath, so I think the Stalin and Trotsky roles are pretty easy to assign.
The GOP won’t be happy until every womb in the USA is packed with fetuses or as they like to say, little people.