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theCryptofishist's avatar

Texas public schools?Mississippi public schools?

handyhippie65's avatar

i 'member see an arm wrestling championship where one of them had their arm broken. i have a feeling this dick spit would have his ripped off at the shoulder.

handyhippie65's avatar

might makes right. where's rhonda rousey when we need her.

Boojum's avatar

Rhonda Rousey. She can beat him at arm wrestling then show him how votes work, MMA style.

M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Excellent idea. And all the medal-winning Olympic swimmers, male and female. Those shoulders will teach Pastor Anderson not to mess with us women/womyn/feminist dudes.

handyhippie65's avatar

"sit on his face"? that's a line i would stand in. wait, what?

JAWs's avatar

I think I know how his arm got so strong....

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JAWs's avatar

Actually I thought all of America's "strongmen" were from whatever country that keeps producing the Dolph Van Schwarzeneggers

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Well, it did keep him and stoned-faced jowls from making movies, so I guess ol' Jow did something right.

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Yeah, did Adam Sandler movies (sorry, I meant "documentaries") teach you nothing?

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Oh and then after the arm-wrestling matches this Pastor and the rest of Club G.R.O.S.S. are going to throw slushballs at Susie Derkins.

pixeloid's avatar

Well, actually a fermented soy bean paste which is used to make that soup. My wife buys the bad kind which has dashi (fish stock) added to make it stinky and fishy.

Kid Ichorous's avatar

I think Pastor Anderson is just trying to trick a lady into holding hands with him.

JAWs's avatar

In a recent sermon at his Faithful Word Baptist Church, located in a Tempe, Arizona, strip mall... (emphasis mine)

Yeah I have to stop there for a minute, Robyn, because this is the most offensive part of this whole passage.

whyjoe's avatar

I dunno pretty sure he just sent me a dickpic on Grindr.