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Texas public schools?Mississippi public schools?

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I think you mean FDR.

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i 'member see an arm wrestling championship where one of them had their arm broken. i have a feeling this dick spit would have his ripped off at the shoulder.

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might makes right. where's rhonda rousey when we need her.

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Rhonda Rousey. She can beat him at arm wrestling then show him how votes work, MMA style.

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Excellent idea. And all the medal-winning Olympic swimmers, male and female. Those shoulders will teach Pastor Anderson not to mess with us women/womyn/feminist dudes.

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"sit on his face"? that's a line i would stand in. wait, what?

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I think I know how his arm got so strong....

😆

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Actually I thought all of America's "strongmen" were from whatever country that keeps producing the Dolph Van Schwarzeneggers

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Well, it did keep him and stoned-faced jowls from making movies, so I guess ol' Jow did something right.

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Yeah, did Adam Sandler movies (sorry, I meant "documentaries") teach you nothing?

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Oh and then after the arm-wrestling matches this Pastor and the rest of Club G.R.O.S.S. are going to throw slushballs at Susie Derkins.

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Well, actually a fermented soy bean paste which is used to make that soup. My wife buys the bad kind which has dashi (fish stock) added to make it stinky and fishy.

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I think Pastor Anderson is just trying to trick a lady into holding hands with him.

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In a recent sermon at his Faithful Word Baptist Church, located in a Tempe, Arizona, strip mall... (emphasis mine)

Yeah I have to stop there for a minute, Robyn, because this is the most offensive part of this whole passage.

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I dunno pretty sure he just sent me a dickpic on Grindr.

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