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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's what Miranda does: renders inadmissible any evidence you obtain by interrogating the suspect prior to advising him of his rights.

No relevance whatsoever to methods of interrogation -- those are governed by other rules. My bet, now that the older brother is dead, is that the kid willingly spills his guts.

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bobbert's avatar

This reminds me that I'd better get the fuck outside and start cleaning up my lot for fire hazard, before it gets hot.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Sounds like an old Bud Light commercial.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Suck it, Chuck Norris.

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fuflans's avatar

yup. this is the corner of the internet I'M going to be hanging around for the next little while.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Indeed. I always enjoy that song.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

About twelve years ago, I tried running a 10K race after many years of non-running and weight-gaining. Afterwards, I was whining about being passed in the final hundred yards by a guy in his 70s. A woman friend said, "Well, would you have felt better if you could have said, 'I kicked his ass!'?"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Lindsey Graham wasn't facing re-election is one of those periodic moments of optimism. It's ill-founded optimism, but I take what I can get.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Good story. I just wish Anderson Cooper would find a real network to work for.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Thanks Rebecca for sharing this. Members of my organization including myself have been in West, Texas this week dealing with that tragedy.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

He is a retired carpenter. LIKE JESUS.

Of course, Jesus didn't get to retirement age...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Chances are he's never heard of the SI Cover Jinx, so he'll be just fine...

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Lot_49's avatar

Hate to bring down the general good cheer here, but the gummint says Tsarnaev's Miranada rights are suspended, because, shit, this is important! <a href="http:\/\/www.slate.com\/articles\/news_and_politics\/jurisprudence\/2013\/04\/dzhokhar_tsarnaev_and_miranda_rights_the_public_safety_exception_and_terrorism.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/j...">http://www.slate.com/articl...

As the indispensible and adorable Emily Bazelon puts it, <blockquote>There won’t be a public uproar. Whatever the FBI learns will be secret: We won’t know how far the interrogation went. And besides, no one is crying over the rights of the young man who is accused of killing innocent people, helping his brother set off bombs that were loaded to maim, and terrorizing Boston Thursday night and Friday. But the next time you read about an abusive interrogation, or a wrongful conviction that resulted from a false confession, think about why we have Miranda in the first place. It’s to stop law enforcement authorities from committing abuses. Because when they can make their own rules, sometime, somewhere, they inevitably will.</blockquote>

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chascates's avatar

"Is it safe?"

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chascates's avatar

Maybe this guy was a <i>good</i> carpenter, and didn't spend all of his time preaching to whoever walked by.

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chascates's avatar

I can't run a block and couldn't <b>walk</b> a marathon in less than a week and I'm 59.

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