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Robbertjan Brandenburg's avatar

Did I mix those two up once again?

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James Lamere's avatar

These religious bigots hide behind a pretense of care and genuine concern as they pass their sneaky laws. They don't have the guts to say what they really believe.....SEX IS A DIRTY EVIL SIN AND IF A FILTHY WHORE GETS PREGNANT, SHE MUST PAY FOR IT !

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The Village Idiot's avatar

Grammar note: It is redundant to use "Texas (TX)" and "Stupid" in the same sentence. Example of correct usage would be: "Johnny's employment application was rejected because he is too fu*kin' Texas."

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The Village Idiot's avatar

"Texans for Life" see no inconsistency in opposing Choice while eagerly supporting the death penalty.

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The Village Idiot's avatar

Science tells us that unlike massive black holes in the universe from whose gravitational pull not even light can escape, "massive assholes" are earthly phenomenon which no light can penetrate.

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ahughes798's avatar

Treat others as you would treat yourself. That should take care of any "microaggressions." I try to live by this every day. Even though it hurts when I talk to Republican friends. P.S. Is Get Out gory?

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ahughes798's avatar

I must call extreme Jed Clampett libelz !!!11!1!

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

etiquitte note: don't tell someone who lives in TX about TX.

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SheltonTodd's avatar

Every conservative loonIs oddly obsessed with poonUnlike those on the leftThese whackos are bereftAnd get none from July until June

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Tetsu Kaba “Mask it or casket”'s avatar

Yeah, but would be whining their asses off during and immediately postop even with pain meds on board.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

mmmm, tacos

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pgjack's avatar

Conservative men believe women should be barefoot, pregnant and kept in the kitchen or nursery. Unfortunately a lot of conservative women agree with them. It's a mystery.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

I don't think younger women do, though, especially if they're unmarried.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

After a while, you just get tired of dealing with stupid, stupid people. But they never wear out! Their stupidity makes them strong! They cannot even tell they are stupid because Dunning and Kruger pretty much showed it was not possible. That was like Kurt Godel showing that some true things could not be proven to be true, which had interesting consequences. Dunning-Kruger effect may be one of them.

Maybe I should just give up and get all my news from Info-Wars.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

well of course all those wimmins that reject them are lesbians!

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Poster Boys for the Morans of America. Every last one of them.

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