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Ahem, Andrew Todd Keller's "Zoo Animals on Wheels":

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I think you just like to upset me *sticks tongue out*

But at this point anything is a welcome distraction from my thoughts that my allergy related congestion must be the President Trump's Corona Virus (TM) - who scheduled a terrible respiratory virus at the exact same time as peak allergy season?

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You know what we do with tobgues around here, young lady!

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That's fantastic!

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Greg "literally spineless" Abbott has lifted the stay at home orders for churches, because he wants to kill his own base. What an asshole.

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You may have overworked the dough, and/or overproved it.

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Shelters? What shelters? Ask Dog for shelter.

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Maybe gawd will send down goo-goo clusters from hebenz.

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What is a tobgues?

As for tongues, you give them ice cream!

Especially if they are naughty!

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Ice cream? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Like anyone is going to wash my mouth out with soap in a pandemic *sticks tongue out*

And i am still older than you (i just act younger)

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ABSOLUTELY! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Special category?

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Yeah. My entire family, sadly.

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It's the easiest bread in the world. Self-rising flour (must be sifted!) and a can of beer. A little extra sugar if you like, and butter on top. Some people mix it in the bread loaf pan to avoid having to wash a bowl. It really doesn't taste much like beer - particularly if you use a lager instead of an IPA or a stout. The beer provides the yeast. Beer bread is by far best eaten when fresh and warm - it doesn't keep well. Great with homemade soup!

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Well, most breads are better fresh and warm (especially pannecafone!).

Now that I think of it, the wife makes a Guinness chocolate cake that she really likes. Might just hafta try that beer bread. . . .

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