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Why on earth does she think we give two flicks of a cats tail what she thinks? She's proved she's as dumb as a bag of hammers.

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I'm sure Meghan is "too fat" for his Immortan Joe-like appetites, as well as not being his daughter.

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Aww, poor widdle wingnut getting all butthurt? Doesn't want to be part of the election?

Okay!

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Hey, those are the kind of decisions that would keep Obama up at night.

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you know what's really sad and terrible? when i'm depressed i rewatch all 20 minutes of that damn thing.

by sad and terrible i mean damn i'm sorry this term is ending.

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I also too have watched it more than once.

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She should get together with the Bernie diehards. Her tweets sound exactly like some of theirs. They'd probably have a lot in common.

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Meg needs to ask her dad what possessed him to hire the world's most unqualified person as his running mate.

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I'm never going to be able to unsee that footage of Donald fondling Ivanka's thighs at the Repuke Convention.

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Now I'm going to need brain bleach to get that image out of my head.

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Don't worry. He'll get better.

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No, he won't.

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Seriously...the one thing that we all agree is admirable about McCain, and Trump shits all over it. There are many, many things I'd criticize him for, but never that.

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Then in the meantime we'll just have to weigh the suspected witch against a duck.

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What the hell is this?

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Texas is gonna go blue in 2020.

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