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*facepalm*I'm kinda glad I didn't keep up, now.

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They playing counterstrike?

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I sincerely hope at some point, she calls the old bugger up on his Twitlerphone and says, "You know Don, I never liked you anyway."

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When my USAF security clearance was granted to me in 1967, I was told it would follow me forever. I still don't believe that. However, if it is true, then please take it away from me, Dear Candy Corn Skidmark Leader!

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wonderMFwoman

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Oh, I would still argue that the experience is akin to being in church, although instead of, "AMEN!" and "Hallelujah!" you're expected to interject, "DESCRIBE YOUR BALLS!" right before the Criminologist says, "heavy, black and pendulous."

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Just working on my alliteration.

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Ah, woe is me, I had not considered the multitasking part. On that note, I do so wish that he would take up chewing gum! That might keep him somewhat occupied and we might be spared some of the shenanigans and malarkey. I must, however, object to your point about the thumb size. After all, he does physically manage to tweet all by himself.

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I prefer the unedited photo of the situation room. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I would otherwise agree with you, but I'm not sure Trump has the brainpower to multi-task like that. Plus, with thumbs that small, there wouldn't be any detectable, photographic evidence to prove your point :-)

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hey hey hey, it's a family show...:)

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I still think the thing he did with Seinfeld was some of the best comedy I've seen in the last 20 years.

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and as you note - his comedy timing rivals a professionals.

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i think i don't even want to know. i have been buried in The Economist and experimental Eastern European theatre all day. i think it's better there.

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