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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Cthulhu actually worked pretty hard to get to the top, and he never had to file Chapter 13

David Brian's avatar

My belief is that Trump and Pooty did have sex with each other. No one really knows what happened in that private meeting in Helsinki or behind the scenes. Pooty could have summoned his bitch, Trump, to come to him and then came in him.

Last Hussar's avatar

You can do it with an Irish accent. The Provos were always doing it in the 70s.

Last Hussar's avatar

Wouldn't it have been easier to move the picture?

Last Hussar's avatar

No, he's an ambulance chaser. Just making money.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Both Kushners.

His 'n' hers indictments.

Ducksworthy's avatar

So, Trump was the one dancing in the streets that day.

Ducksworthy's avatar

No shit. They're proud of it. The Lithuanians, Estonians, Fins, Ukrainians and Poles must be terrified.

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Actually, those are the secret folders on Ramzan Kadyrov.

nailpolishcolor's avatar

Just saw they postponed it due to costs today. Thank fucking God x_x

AndreWaters20's avatar

Putin either has a means of stripping Trump of all his money, or there's something WAY WORSE than a pee tape. Just speculating, but I think Trumps fawning behavior justifies a little specualtion.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Definitely a kakistocray. May be the first.

Basil's avatar

Actually Trump was bought out with Russian money years ago and is trying to return the favor by kissing Putin's royal arse. Basically a bought out stooge and the scary part he is President pardon me Your Royal Highness seeking to turn our freedom into a Third World status. The nut would have us fighting each other and believe me there are red neck folks with enough ammo to take a police station out should Trump rally those fanatics. Not good.

Miss Dill's avatar

And in a big hurry to comply with the tantrum-order.

Jamie Stewart's avatar

They'll pull some of that shit anyway when he's democractically removed from the Big High Chair.