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Muscle of Love Libelz

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Cthulhu actually worked pretty hard to get to the top, and he never had to file Chapter 13

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My belief is that Trump and Pooty did have sex with each other. No one really knows what happened in that private meeting in Helsinki or behind the scenes. Pooty could have summoned his bitch, Trump, to come to him and then came in him.

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You can do it with an Irish accent. The Provos were always doing it in the 70s.

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Wouldn't it have been easier to move the picture?

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No, he's an ambulance chaser. Just making money.

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Both Kushners.

His 'n' hers indictments.

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So, Trump was the one dancing in the streets that day.

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No shit. They're proud of it. The Lithuanians, Estonians, Fins, Ukrainians and Poles must be terrified.

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Actually, those are the secret folders on Ramzan Kadyrov.

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Just saw they postponed it due to costs today. Thank fucking God x_x

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Putin either has a means of stripping Trump of all his money, or there's something WAY WORSE than a pee tape. Just speculating, but I think Trumps fawning behavior justifies a little specualtion.

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Definitely a kakistocray. May be the first.

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Actually Trump was bought out with Russian money years ago and is trying to return the favor by kissing Putin's royal arse. Basically a bought out stooge and the scary part he is President pardon me Your Royal Highness seeking to turn our freedom into a Third World status. The nut would have us fighting each other and believe me there are red neck folks with enough ammo to take a police station out should Trump rally those fanatics. Not good.

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And in a big hurry to comply with the tantrum-order.

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They'll pull some of that shit anyway when he's democractically removed from the Big High Chair.

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