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Taint Creek Presbyterian sounds very suspicious

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My former youth pastor married an 18 year-old girl from the group.

I didn't realize how fucked up that was until a couple decades later.

I heard years later second hand that another one of the youth pastors at the same church ended up being transferred to missions work in South America after allegations of sexual abuse with young boys.

The church, of course, covered up the latter incident.

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I suppose I could have tried to take my kids to a Christian rock show. It wouldn't have been easy, or gone well. Kids can tell the real thing, and can absolutely tell when they're not getting it.

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DeSantis could redeploy some of the Florida National Guard on the Texas/Mexico border to Dallas to fight this menace.

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You guys should listen to Contemporary Christian Charismatic Choral music, or C-4 for short. Explosive stuff.

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I'm sorry, what kind of thread?

Are we not doing phrasing any more?

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'Tain't none of yr business what goes on in there!

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At least they don't pretend to be real musicians.

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Neiman Marcus Needless Markups?

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My former youth pastor married an 18 year-old girl from the group.

A Republican friend invited me to his Catholic church Singles Keggar.

It was just like happy hour, the same vapid, shallow conversations with women who didn't think I was attractive enough for them except the beer was paid for by....God. 😋

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Not all conservative Christian leaders!!!

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Again I will say I would rather leave my kid with an random LGBT person of their Same sex then an Member of the clergy.

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Willful ignorance is a powerful drug.

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