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Jim Johnson's avatar

I would go along with exempting bacteria. Single cell life forms can fend for themselves.

gullywompr's avatar

Back to the roots! Kudos, kiddo.

puredog's avatar

Trix is on fire! 'Course, Trix is always on fire (e.g., complimenting Jan Brewer while she cowered, expecting a fist). You go, Trix!

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It's a puppy!! A fuzzy, fuzzy puppy!!

puredog's avatar

I was thinking of it as a dog toy, though it might make me queasy if my puppy did what she does with EVERY such toy (i.e., dismember and eviscerate). Does it have a squeaky thing inside it that makes moaning noises?

puredog's avatar

That brings up a particularly unpleasant memory involving girlfriend, horizontal mambo, and intrusive kitteh.

Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

That's good, because the head is resting on somebody's foot. You can also see a tail that's mostly been left out. Whatever I've probably spent more time than is healthy trying to figure it out.

Jim Johnson's avatar

Maybe that Jared Kushner "efficiencies in government" thingy could take a look at our healthcare efficiencies. Seems like eliminating all the middlemen (insurance companies) would be a fantastic improvement in efficiency. Single-payer Medicare-for-all.

puredog's avatar

Oooohhhh. . . .I think I would have to reject that Faustian bargain. Two terms of Drumpf would kill me with my liver.

puredog's avatar

Well, without the Bannonian gatekeeper, maybe. That man needs a bunch of votes, washed down with some polonium tea.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Almost forgot about that - and almost passed coffee through my nose.

RickyG's avatar

"neti pot full of jizz" - my next album title

Doug Langley's avatar

Wow, that really is bringing "fresh ideas" to Washington.

puredog's avatar

There are those here who want to see it before coming to a conclusion. So to speak.

puredog's avatar

I now only drink cold coffee while reading Wonkette. Baby steps of self-preservation.

puredog's avatar

Editrix: Taking One For the Team Since, Like, Forever.