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I would go along with exempting bacteria. Single cell life forms can fend for themselves.

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Back to the roots! Kudos, kiddo.

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Trix is on fire! 'Course, Trix is always on fire (e.g., complimenting Jan Brewer while she cowered, expecting a fist). You go, Trix!

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It's a puppy!! A fuzzy, fuzzy puppy!!

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I was thinking of it as a dog toy, though it might make me queasy if my puppy did what she does with EVERY such toy (i.e., dismember and eviscerate). Does it have a squeaky thing inside it that makes moaning noises?

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That brings up a particularly unpleasant memory involving girlfriend, horizontal mambo, and intrusive kitteh.

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That's good, because the head is resting on somebody's foot. You can also see a tail that's mostly been left out. Whatever I've probably spent more time than is healthy trying to figure it out.

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Maybe that Jared Kushner "efficiencies in government" thingy could take a look at our healthcare efficiencies. Seems like eliminating all the middlemen (insurance companies) would be a fantastic improvement in efficiency. Single-payer Medicare-for-all.

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Oooohhhh. . . .I think I would have to reject that Faustian bargain. Two terms of Drumpf would kill me with my liver.

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Well, without the Bannonian gatekeeper, maybe. That man needs a bunch of votes, washed down with some polonium tea.

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Almost forgot about that - and almost passed coffee through my nose.

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"neti pot full of jizz" - my next album title

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Wow, that really is bringing "fresh ideas" to Washington.

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There are those here who want to see it before coming to a conclusion. So to speak.

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I now only drink cold coffee while reading Wonkette. Baby steps of self-preservation.

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Editrix: Taking One For the Team Since, Like, Forever.

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