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Alan's avatar

I’m pretty sure someone said the couch fucking was printed in the galley but the editor took it out; so there’s a print out there, somewhere. Another person said he talked about it in his standup at an open mic night but nobody laughed.

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Michael's avatar

See Jeff Tiedrich today - JD’s jizz cups.

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Alan Neff's avatar

In the wake of publication of the picture of Vance in drag in law school, I've taken to describing him as Settee LaMarr. Multiple meanings in a single même, no?

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

If they are going to lie about Gov. Walz's military service, then they can expect disinformation coming right back at them.

Y'all gotta understand - the right wing, and especially the QAnon Cretins - believe that elections are "meme wars". That's why whenever you post something positive about the Harris/Walz ticket, they immediately respond with some kind of meme. You know it's happened to you 100 times, maybe 1,000 times.

So it's totally OK to fight meme with meme. In fact, it's the one strategy that makes radical right-wingers and QAnon Cretins flee from public message boards. They can dish it out but as soon as it gets dished back at them, they fold like a $3 flea market table.

So - disinformation/meme posting isn't going to win any hearts and minds but it WILL clear whatever space you're in of those obnoxious, lying QAnon Cretins.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

My trigger is the "family values" crowd getting caught with their dick out. I am painfully aware of this weak spot.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

"I mean, if anybody looks like he’s right about to lube up the ol’ latex glove and stick it between a pair of filthy, stained cushions in a family basement somewhere, it’s every single member of these Silicon Valley far-right chuds currently yammering about blood quantums and accelerationism."

I love you for this sentence.

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Huck42's avatar

I didn't think the second civil war would be fought with trolling, but here we are.

I'm not complaining. Trolling is way better than AR-15s.

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GEM's avatar

This!! I loved that the (alleged) couch-fucking was so hilarious and anti-disinformation. JD will never, ever live it down. And memes are so great. May I also bow to the excellent political cartoonists who have seized on the ridiculousness of Trump, tiny hands and all. I would not have made it without this lovely community and a few others.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Thanks Brooke, I really appreciate your contributions to this here Mommy blog/Recipe hub/Dick joke emporium!

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Timothy Shea's avatar

If I say it once, I'll say it a million times. Brooke Binkowski now writing for Wonkette is the best thing to happen to the internet since Meredith Woerner's True Blood recaps in IO9.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

I for one believe he literally fucked the divan. Not even allegedly.

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RSKPDX's avatar

WHO KNOWS?! He certainly looks the type!

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belfryo's avatar

Last time JD got to second base he found 3 quarters, 6nickels, 2 dimes, and 13 cents

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Jeanne Norris Neal's avatar

Love this whole thing and I'm thinking how glorious it is that this "counterdisinformation" is still sticky...uh sticking. It's clearly amplifying the weirdo label in all its accurate glory. I do have a twinge of sadness when realizing that this whole thing is part of what is sinking Vance, while 9 years of truthful reporting about Trump's history of sexual assault has not generated the same ick factor.

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belfryo's avatar

And it opened up a space for MORE of it. The 'couch' thing and the Weird' are' I hope the vanguards f more to come. They feel like a tipping point.. know what I mean?

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

This is coucherdisinformation, or at least in JD's case.

This is right up there with Hitler having only one ball.

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Tappin Lisa's avatar

"our boy J. Divans"

BwahahahahaHA! 🤣

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Raymond Midge's avatar

We've all seen dogs hump furniture and cushions.

And, some sofas do look like they want it....

https://www.usha.in/twinz-sofa-cum-bed/

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