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george lastrapes's avatar

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Overroided, overwrought. Trouble with steroids, along with muscles come manboobs and emotional fragility. By now a million people have seen him go to pieces. Poor guy is marked for life. The weeping Nazi! Supreme Aryan crybaby! Onan the blubbarian! Lucky if he gets a night watchman job in an adult toys warehouse. His life could not be more over.

george lastrapes's avatar

I did google it! Not a sign of Trump-Strumpet. You are now a godparent, Not Flat, of a bouncing baby meme. You were there for the birth!

Not Flat - ROUND!'s avatar

I am filled with pride!And congratulations!

george lastrapes's avatar

Just use it, early and often. The first week is the most perilous time in a neomeme's life, so many perish from disuse.

Alternative Dog's avatar

That GoFundMe campaign would be wildly successful!

davefromoregon's avatar

The CEOs have egos also. Several sent email to employees indicating they had decided to disband.

anomie's avatar

Lots of itchy backs at the moment.

phoenix00's avatar

Are we surprised neither side is particularly adept at scratching someone else's backs?

Rick Allen's avatar

That cephalopod simile was my favorite simile ever.

gffish's avatar

When Mango Mussolini can't even get Steve King (he of the "Mexicans with calves the size of cantaloupes" fame) to go on television and defend him, he is in deep Russian pee-pee.

gffish's avatar

For eight years, many of these same Christofascists proclaimed that Barack Hussein Obama was a Kenyan communist Nazi usurper Muslim atheist fascist antichrist. Can't they make up their mind?

gffish's avatar

Not if Pence is removed (or resigns as part of a plea deal, as Spiro Agnew had to do). In that case, a new Vice President would have to be approved by Congress. At this point, I would be happy with Mitt Romney as President if it has to be a Republican. (I think I threw up in my mouth a little as I typed that.)

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The Speaker of the House doesn't have to be a member of the House. If the Democrats take control of both houses of Congress, my fantasy is that Hillary Clinton is appointed Speaker and then ascends to the Presidency when Trump and Pence are removed from office and given a one-way ticket to Leavenworth.

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Mango Mussolini must be seething that Obama's recent tweet is the most re-tweeted one ever.

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They came back to the White House?

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According to several accounts, little Donnie hit his piano teacher when he was nine. He's always been a jerk.