Image via the documentary "Jews and Baseball: An American Love Story" It is a day that ends in "y" (shut up, weekends don't count), so of course we have some news you can maybe use: a major league dilemma for Jewish baseball fans this year, watching football is still popular (sigh), everyone in the universe bought a new iTelecommunicationsGadget because (snort) SEXY, some other stuff that might be relevant to your interests, and of course SCIENCE!
The NFL would have a problem if all the slavishly devoted xtian players stopped playing on Sundays. West Coast churches would be pretty damn happy about it, though.
As Daniel Tosh said - Why does god hate football fans in the Pacific Time Zone? As a child in California, I used to wonder why they would start football so damn early, the 10 AM service meant you would maybe catch the second half if your sermon wasn't particularly wordy.
Hmmmm ... now that you mention it, present and past owners include:
Arthur Blank - Owner, Atlanta Falcons Norman Braman - Owner, Philadelphia Eagles Al Davis - Owner, Oakland Raiders Malcolm Glazer - Owner, Tampa Buccaneers Leon Hess - Owner, New York Jets Gene Kline - Owner, San Diego Chargers Robert Kraft - Owner, New England Patriots Al Lerner - Owner, Cleveland Browns Randy Lerner - Owner, Cleveland Browns Jeffrey Lurie - Owner, Philadelphia Eagles Art Modell - Owner, Baltimore Ravens Carroll Rosenbloom - Owner, Baltimore Colts Stephen Ross - Owner, Miami Dolphins Dan Snyder - Owner, Washington Redskins Bob Tisch - Owner, New York Giants Steve Tisch - Owner, New York Giants Sonny Werblin - Owner, New York Jets Zygi Wilf - Owner, Minnesota Vikings Ron Wolf - GM, Green Bay Packers
Is "schnoz" a Mooslim word?
If so, I&#039;m cutting it off out of spite. <i>That&#039;ll</i> show my face!
Isn&#039;t the correct way to use birth control pills is to hold one between your knees?
I don&#039;t even HAVE a cell-phone. I have no one to call (sob!)
No, I do not know how to use birth control pills but I am pretty good with a spatula.
Only Jew I remember in footyball is Goldberg, (Atlanta Falcons), and that&#039;s because he went into pro wrestling.
At least one Jew owns a team, Daniel Snyder of the Washington Slurs.
With Wonkette panties, the pills would be close to a mouth.
The new iPhone makes my dick even longer! And it&#039;s cheaper than a Porsche.
The NFL would have a problem if all the slavishly devoted xtian players stopped playing on Sundays. West Coast churches would be pretty damn happy about it, though.
Yet another blogger resorting to plagiarism.
As Daniel Tosh said - Why does god hate football fans in the Pacific Time Zone? As a child in California, I used to wonder why they would start football so damn early, the 10 AM service meant you would maybe catch the second half if your sermon wasn&#039;t particularly wordy.
Patsy Stone approves.
If Koufax don&#039;t pitch, it seems that <i>without</i> Jews, you lose.
Hmmmm ... now that you mention it, present and past owners include:
Arthur Blank - Owner, Atlanta Falcons Norman Braman - Owner, Philadelphia Eagles Al Davis - Owner, Oakland Raiders Malcolm Glazer - Owner, Tampa Buccaneers Leon Hess - Owner, New York Jets Gene Kline - Owner, San Diego Chargers Robert Kraft - Owner, New England Patriots Al Lerner - Owner, Cleveland Browns Randy Lerner - Owner, Cleveland Browns Jeffrey Lurie - Owner, Philadelphia Eagles Art Modell - Owner, Baltimore Ravens Carroll Rosenbloom - Owner, Baltimore Colts Stephen Ross - Owner, Miami Dolphins Dan Snyder - Owner, Washington Redskins Bob Tisch - Owner, New York Giants Steve Tisch - Owner, New York Giants Sonny Werblin - Owner, New York Jets Zygi Wilf - Owner, Minnesota Vikings Ron Wolf - GM, Green Bay Packers
They might well outnumber the players.
That, plus not bending over.
The schnoz?