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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

I feel sorry for right-wing folks who appreciate good writing. Actually I don't. And don't say there aren't any, because I showed Wonkette to my right-wing very smart with words relative who beats me at Scrabble a lot (and I'm pretty good) he was very sad.

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Even if he doesn't, he brought this on himself by being a lying liar who lies.

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chronozoan's avatar

The Supreme Court will rule all of this legal and aboveboard.

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot's avatar

OMG, I die. Too much. XD

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot's avatar

Well, that's quite a twist.

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Shananigan's avatar

Also "Hey, wait, that's not what I meant! Get off me!"

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Because Hillary used email.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Objection, Your Honor. The question calls for speculum speculation.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

It's totally believable that Trump would knock his mistress up and then get someone else to pay for the abortion. It's how he got his casinos built.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Confirmed.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

"We still like his straight talk." [As a million heads go through a million walls.]

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phoenix00's avatar

I swear I saw them meeting at that far end of my community pool. You know, the deep end....

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

I'm guessing in your hypopthetical there would be no pragnets, though.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

True, but I've been (self-)delegated on behalf of Wonketeers everywhere to suggest it would be really nice if you didn't want to post that. 'Specially after dinner.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Chubby Checker would roll over in his grave, except he isn't dead.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

And there was the first Playboy centerfold and some guy named Kenny D. or something like that.

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