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Wow! Gosh, you know, like...I'm hearing all of this, like, what Cheryl says, and what I'm thinking is, like, well, I can't WAIT to read her book--you know, when it comes out on, like, audio. Or maybe the movie? I might just, like, wait for that.

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She says "And then life gives you a left turn, a right turn, however it turns out to be." Which, yeah, does happen.

But her husband actively chose to run for president. He chose to try and undermine Harris, and then endorse Trump and stand on stage with him.

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Did 'landing a Kennedy' ever have any appeal?

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Was she asked about living in the spare bedroom in NY state so that Bobby could run for president?

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Ta, Robyn. It's official; I have never seen anything with Cheryl Hines (I checked IMdB). From all I can tell, she's a POS, and I don't mean point of sale.

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Just as bad as he is but without the brain worm. Got it. 🙄

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One thing that needs to be clarified here is that Hines is Brain Worm Boy's THIRD wife, not his second.

Wife #1 was Emily Black, whom he met in law school. They married in 1982, had two children, separated in 1992, and divorced in 1994.

Wife #2, the one who got the really horrible treatment, was Mary Richardson. She and RFK Jr. wed in 1994 and had four children before he filed for a divorce she apparently didn't want in 2010. He put her through another two years of hell before she took her own life; he then buried her in the Kennedy burial ground, later moving her remains to another location.

Wife #3, Hines, who should know better if she had any cognitive abilities remaining, started dating Mr. Anti-Vax in 2012, the year his second wife killed herself. They have been married since 2014. I can only presume she has a brain infection of her own to stay with this creep.

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Damn - get some self-respect and get the hell out of that marriage. She is honestly pathetic and delusional. He’s a fucking brain-wormed monster.

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"He’s a fucking brain-wormed monster."

This somehow makes him sound cooler than he really is.

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Nobody wants a Cheryl Hines book. Even less than nobody. Dead people don't even want a Cheryl Hines book.

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Honestly, I hope she never works again. Personally, I find her so offensive I'll never watch anything she has a role in going forward. I loved Curb and really glad I watched it before I knew.

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I never understood how it was popular. It struck me as a lot of self-involved bullshit by people with too much time and money on their hands.

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Well it was different. The show attracted a lot of talent and I thought it was funny and at times, hilarious.

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I feel like...I have heard that she is just as crazypants as he is.

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She has to be to be married to him. I mean, he admitted to his first wife that he slept with 28 other women while married to her, so Cheryl has to be aware of his proclivities.

And being a member of the Kennedy family carries a LOT of weight when you're doing charity work or needing a table at a 5 star restaurant. OR you want to write a book...

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Pfizer will soon have a vaccine for “Landing a Kennedy”

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I'm pretty sure I won't need THAT vaccine.

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Carefully negotiating the divorce document for maximum $$ and hoped-for entree back to a "career."

Will never relinquish the Kennedy brand though

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I used to think well of her, for no particularly good reason other than her stint on Larry's show. But mang, this offensively neutral PR speak is really getting under my skin.

Which, of course, was already raw with her acceptance of everything jrRFK has done the past year.

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Our bosses at the production company were SO kind to her. She would never have gotten the role on "Curb" if it wasn't for them.

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Wow.

Vapid much?

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𝘐 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘢’𝘴 𝘝𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘺𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦.

Gonna take a wild stab here and say that Dersh's favorite topic at parties is the wonderfulness of Dersh, and the appeal of that subject matter runs thin after a while.

As for Cheryl Hines, is she trying to do a parody of some insufferable Hollywood twit? Because if so, she's succeeding brilliantly.

As for Olivia Nuzzi: Please report at once to Starfuckers Rehab.

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