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Donna Barthule's avatar

Crypto Bros in full flight from reality say— “you wimmins got no sense of humor.”

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Megan Macomber's avatar

So, they couldn't even come up with an original marketing idea. Yet their numbers are soaring.

That, my friends, is the soul of crypto. Nothing new here. Just the same old scams, dusted off in hopes that some idiot bros will buy in.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

“We knew that in order to get a voice in the space ... we had to go out and do some viral stunts to save us from having to pay that influencer cabal, sacrifice our souls and the fate of the project.”

Uhhh, wait a minute uncouth out-of-touch cryptobros... you motherfuckers have SOULS to sacrifice? 😂🤣

Also: godzdamned pedocons, yo!!

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Bro "culture" rivals AI as the worst invention of the 21st century. There were cultures for men that emphasized swagger, machismo, or dominance, but I can't think of one that emphasized being a smirking, dumbfuck asshole.

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kmblue187's avatar

"...not the first time the man (Trump) has thrust a penis onto someone who didn’t want it."

Brilliant Salvo! As for these "pranksters", they should all burn in hell in the afterlife and get thrown into jail in this life, with female gorillas to throw poo at them.

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judy thompson's avatar

witless morons. golly who does that remind me of?

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JCfromNC's avatar

And with behavior like this, these people wonder why I don't want to give them the time of day when they try to sell me on their flavor of ScamCoin(TM).

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. They're both soulless and witless.

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Dave's Not Here's avatar

Got a letter in the mail from our bank recently -- a pretty big one -- telling us they were on the crypto biz now. Bullshit is now a commodity.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Good God we have reached Peak Stupid in this nation.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The players need to coordinate among themselves. The moment a dildo lands on the court, the game's over. Everything stops, the women grab their stuff and exit the game.

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judy thompson's avatar

That would work. No one wants to pay to see a game, and have the players leave in mid-game because of idiots in the stands...

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judy thompson's avatar

addendum: if you have ever been in a public game of any sort, there is a serious amount of concentration involved: you need to know where you are, where your team is, where the other team is; having someone or many many someones flinging things at you is not only bloody annoying and stupid, it's dangerous; you aren't always aware of what it is, just that it's there and you lose focus. Good way to lose your balance or your temper.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

ISTR it was a custom at Cornell home ice hockey games against Hahvahd to throw frozen octopuses on the ice during the games.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Still a different vibe than throwing dildos at women.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

Oh, definitely. Although when I think about it, throwing dildos at Harvard players would be apropos.

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Patrick Edwards's avatar

I can see these guys when they came up with this genius idea. They were smoking cigars, drinking Jack Daniels, and laughed uproariously at their own jokes as they imagined themselves throwing dildos at those lesbian WNBA players. And this is the kind of genius that makes these white men so deserving of being billionaires and having all the money and power.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Lets make a new memecoin and to influence it, go punch a cryptobro right in his dick

ITS JUST A JOKE

Can't they take a joke?

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot's avatar

im in for the punch-up

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Okay, I’m a cis-dude so maybe my opinion should be taken with a grain of salt, but couldn’t throwing dildos at women be an implied rape threat?

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judy thompson's avatar

Ignoring the fact of the object itself, I should think anyone throwiing anything into a game like that should be firmly removed, since that also constitutes a hazard. Someone could get hurt, trying to dodge those things...

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Fog of Jen's avatar

The right wing regularly calls many WNBA players "men" and shit.

That is what this is about. Don't let em pretend otherwise

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judy thompson's avatar

woman are always treated like second rate athletes, simply because if you pit one of them standing 5'3" against someone who looms over them at 5'11" the assumption is that women are inferior. The age old 'size matters' thing. I'd love to see the snickers if a man 5'7" attempts to take on a guy 6'4"...

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Some have never grown out of being 12 year old assholes.

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