You know what we here at Wonkette love?
Only one golden rodent springs immediately to mind.
Deadlines are a bitch, aren't they?
U. Chicago Douches? As an alumnus, socially inept nerds, weirdos, or wankers are preferred. I believe the Douches hail from Evanston.
I suspect that he's one of the few who hasn't lost money on the ponies.
What with visiting your website, sending you money, and filling out your application, when am I gonna find time to wash your windows?
See, infra.
I didn't get one of the latest McArthur Genius grants. AGAIN! I swear, it's all fucking politics.
Do they expect that the grants will be returned?
Only one golden rodent springs immediately to mind.
Deadlines are a bitch, aren't they?
U. Chicago Douches? As an alumnus, socially inept nerds, weirdos, or wankers are preferred. I believe the Douches hail from Evanston.
I suspect that he's one of the few who hasn't lost money on the ponies.
What with visiting your website, sending you money, and filling out your application, when am I gonna find time to wash your windows?
See, infra.
I didn't get one of the latest McArthur Genius grants. AGAIN! I swear, it's all fucking politics.
Do they expect that the grants will be returned?