You know what we here at Wonkette love? Fellowships. You know what we here at Wonkette hate? Applications! You know what you Wonkers should do for us today, besides visit HappyNiceTimePeople.com, which done been cleared of its computerly chlamydia, and
Only one golden rodent springs immediately to mind.
Deadlines are a bitch, aren't they?
U. Chicago Douches? As an alumnus, socially inept nerds, weirdos, or wankers are preferred. I believe the Douches hail from Evanston.
I suspect that he's one of the few who hasn't lost money on the ponies.
What with visiting your website, sending you money, and filling out your application, when am I gonna find time to wash your windows?
See, infra.
I didn't get one of the latest McArthur Genius grants. AGAIN! I swear, it's all fucking politics.
Do they expect that the grants will be returned?