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Just reading that bit made my eyeballs start to sweat

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As they should!

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I took them for granted! I figured what came next would be good, too! Don't go, guys!

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Has there ever been anything that made him look good? I must have missed it.

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Next recipients will be Don Jr. & Eric Trump. You know, the boys who will be running his business while he's in office. NOT speaking to them at all for the next 4 yrs...eye roll SO hard...

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That's a pay-per-view I'd happily watch ;)

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Radio

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That warmed my crusty old heart. Well deserved, OHJB.

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Okay, you made us cry. I hope you're happy now.

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Awww, shit. Ain't blaming this on no onions. Simply, what little is good left in the world on full display: decency, kindness, fidelity. So, once again, Who loves ya, Joe? (On 3: 1..2..3...) EVERYBODY!

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Huzzah for OHJB. Huzzah to Barry, for doing it. Huzzah to Joe's bride and chief of staff for keeping him in the dark. And huzzah to all the onioned-eyeballs here at the Wonket, even the freakin' trolls.

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The buck doesn't stop on Donnie's desk because it goes straight into the checking account.

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Goddammit, stop that! I won't have any fucking TP in the morning!

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Onion Ninjas. It must be Onion Ninjas.

Gonna miss him somethin' awful.

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Dammit. The White House is already beginning to feel devoid of the dignity, class, the gravitas that Obama and Biden brought to the office of President and Vice-President. It's gonna be a long, long four years.

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Not the dancers G-string?

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