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MeerkatsRMammals's avatar

Just reading that bit made my eyeballs start to sweat

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Penny Dreadful Says Cats's avatar

As they should!

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Penny Dreadful Says Cats's avatar

I took them for granted! I figured what came next would be good, too! Don't go, guys!

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Has there ever been anything that made him look good? I must have missed it.

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MeerkatsRMammals's avatar

Next recipients will be Don Jr. & Eric Trump. You know, the boys who will be running his business while he's in office. NOT speaking to them at all for the next 4 yrs...eye roll SO hard...

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MeerkatsRMammals's avatar

That's a pay-per-view I'd happily watch ;)

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georgiaburning's avatar

Radio

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The Librarian's avatar

That warmed my crusty old heart. Well deserved, OHJB.

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pgjack's avatar

Okay, you made us cry. I hope you're happy now.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Awww, shit. Ain't blaming this on no onions. Simply, what little is good left in the world on full display: decency, kindness, fidelity. So, once again, Who loves ya, Joe? (On 3: 1..2..3...) EVERYBODY!

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weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

Huzzah for OHJB. Huzzah to Barry, for doing it. Huzzah to Joe's bride and chief of staff for keeping him in the dark. And huzzah to all the onioned-eyeballs here at the Wonket, even the freakin' trolls.

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Yr. Gma's avatar

The buck doesn't stop on Donnie's desk because it goes straight into the checking account.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Goddammit, stop that! I won't have any fucking TP in the morning!

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Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Onion Ninjas. It must be Onion Ninjas.

Gonna miss him somethin' awful.

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Moldy Weißwurst's avatar

Dammit. The White House is already beginning to feel devoid of the dignity, class, the gravitas that Obama and Biden brought to the office of President and Vice-President. It's gonna be a long, long four years.

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Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Not the dancers G-string?

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