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* In Lou Dobbs' "non-partisan independent reality" everyone has orange skin, sprayed on-hair, and the government is on the verge of invading Tijuana. [ 1115 ]
* Street price of Ambien goes up as another Kennedy considers Congress. [ NYP ]
* Paul W's holy socks likely to be filled by a Bobert. [ Passport ]
* Condi's not looking to leave Iraq, ever. Charlie Rose isn't looking to stop using that stupid curious face, ever. [ Think Progress ]
* HuffPo commenters bring 14 pages of the funny on Ft. Dix "terror plot." [ HuffPo ]
* Monica Goodling gave Ashcroft the "titties are evil" idea. [ TPM Muckraker ]
* Pelosi's pork turns out to be the other white meat. [ Media Matters ]