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No mention of Alice Cooper?

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and we can live those glory days over again under president romney!

usa!!usa11usa!!!11

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'god bless the usa' except for the part where the president is a near.

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American might be free, but if you want to play that song in public you're going to have to pay either BMI or ASCAP.

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Actually, we're paying him and Celine to stay out of the country.

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I just know there has got to be to this story.

My theory is the students or a student committee had a poll and Bieber won a plurality between multiple equally bad choices. There's no way an adult human picked that song themselves.

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"I can be jailed without a trial, but at least I know I'm" ... oh wait.

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Are you asking if anyone has an extra shower they can give you?

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What was wrong with the Mosque at Ground Zero anthem? That song rocked

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At our graduation they played In A Gadda Da Vida. Though maybe I shouldn't use the past tense there - I left during the drum solo, and so far as I know, it's still going on.

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<i>"Rep. Michael Grimm (R-N.Y.) criticized a Brooklyn school principal ..."</i>

At last, a Federal role in local education. The aptly named Mr. Grimm can be head of the Ministry of Ministry so all our yutes get their government mandated dose of God + America.

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