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Babe Paley's avatar

When I was really little I would sit in a wingback chair in our living room (the chair's upholstery was green leaves) and pretend it was a chair and I was a koala. I'd just sit there. My parents told me about how they eat eucalyptus leaves and I figured that the closest we had were bay leaves, so I took all of my mom's out of the spice rack and tried to eat them.

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Michael's avatar

And you're still alive?!

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sara w.'s avatar

𝚃 𝚁 𝙰 𝙲 𝙺 𝙳 𝙾 𝙺 . 𝙲 𝟶 𝙼

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Babe Paley's avatar

"Tried" to eat them.

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Snarfyguy's avatar

"Mummy, you're not watching me!"

Why yes, that is an obscure Television Personalities reference.

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weejee's avatar

Cute picture. Koalas have huge livers. They need it given they eat eucalyptus leaves which contain a toxic compound.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

"Well, why don't they just not eat it, then?" shouts the Common Sense™ crowd

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Michael's avatar

Because the leaves are SO tasty 😋😋😋😋

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

My heart is filled with koalaness.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

That's some koalaity gif, there.

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freakishlystrong's avatar

OH, that babby drop-bear. I would snuggle the shit outta that little floof.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Making it easier for it to bring it's extendable fangs into play. 😱

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Menotsure's avatar

For a tree borne species

A fall brings pain and strife

But clinging onto momma

Brings koality of life

A marsupial mother

Like other mothers knows

That sometimes bad things happen

As her Koala baby grows

But holding tight to mother

Can surely save the day

And lead a growing baby

To another day of play.

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Michael's avatar

Poet laureate of the Wonkeverse!

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Miss Grundy's avatar

And to think those cute little koalas are chock full of chlamydia. Why????????

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satch's avatar

On a trip to Australia in the late 90s, we got to pet a koala, never even thinking that it might be infected.

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Michael's avatar

Poor koalas!! RFKjr would probably recommend we eat them to build up our immunity 🙁

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Miss Grundy's avatar

Thanks for the link.

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Derek Smith's avatar

I shouldn’t have gone to that page whilst eating Marmite on toast. Poor beasties.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Uncoordinated, huh? I'd like to see *you* scratch *your* chest with your foot and stay balanced in the crook of a tree limb doing it.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Don't be fooled, that is a dangerous likely chlamydia infested Babby Drop Bear!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The way Momoala flaps her ears in exasperation is so cute!

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Her left hand/paw gesture is all "What?! How many times have I told you? You have to hang on to me!"

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Parenting has universal elements...

I'm paraphrasing because I don't even remember the author's name, much less the book title, but "The only thing that would make Koala bears more Australian is if they were venomous, like every other goddam natural creation around here..."

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TakingAmes's avatar

Does the endemic chlamydia take care of that?

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Parenting absolutely does have universal elements, especially among mammals. I was visiting my local zoo one day and a primate exhibit had a family with a youngster. I don't remember if it was the orangutan what, just some kind of primate. Anyway, the action between mother and offspring was so human like that, as a mother myself, I instantly recognized it. It's uncanny. Of course, I know that it's because of evolution and how we're related to primates so it's not really surprising that we have so many behaviors in common.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Those fascinating apes are our close cousins, far closer that most people realize. Their behavior graphically mimics ours. Thus if we watch them closely we may gain enormous insights regarding ourselves.

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eppe's avatar

Are we still supposed to hate Qantas?

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Mavenmaven's avatar

According to Ma Glam's post about chlamydia earlier in the thread, the koala in the ad's stated reason for his hatred of Qantas would be justified.

https://youtu.be/bHiPlZUgWEs?si=mbzdvNl-gSHec7AN

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The Wanderer's avatar

I recognized that reference.

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Warren's avatar

👍👍👍

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

"Mom, I meant to do that!"

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The Wanderer's avatar

"Itchy Joey?" Sounds like a Dick Tracy villain.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

That clip of the little drummer boy hitting the rimshot when his band bandmate falls is on point. The kid's been paying attention.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I hope I still think this a year from now, but Rama Duwaji seems to be the coolest person.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

That Trump had blood on his hands before he let COVID run wild and killed millions by cutting off US aid is really no surprise. Since he never had the guts to pull the trigger, he's the only Mafia Don who isn't a made man despite the mass casualties he's caused.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

“The meeting will take place in the main dining of Mar-a-Lago. Press is invited.”

In other words, the “meeting” was just a show for Pedo to posture in front of of the media.

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Salty Badger's avatar

Oh? Are they planning to demolish the Hoover building and replace it with Trump's Triumphbogen?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerbelastungsk%C3%B6rper#/media/File:Arches_Height_Comparison.png

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Ahhh Monday's with Tab's and Coffee in the Morning ☕💯👍

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

I can't trust a top 10 movie list that does not include Listers: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching

Best movie of the year, no question. Released free on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-wAqplQAo

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pskbh's avatar

Love it 😀! Thanks for the link, Lox!

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theCryptofishist's avatar

If you can't trust John Waters, who can you trust? Besides, isn't Pink Flamingos extreme birding enough?

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

they covered them in Listers.

Honestly, it's the most Wonkette movie since Priscilla Queen of the Desert, IMO

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Aaaw! S. Miller is jizzing over Nazi Werner von Braun. How special!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I'd like to propose that everyone stop paying attention to Miller's tweets. He only does it to get a rise out of us. There's absolutely nothing of substance involved in his childish screeds. They're just distractions from his behind-the-scenes evildoing.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Do I at least get a point for referencing the Nazi and not the Jews? Closer to his heart and all. (Moon shot, not atomic bomb.)

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Does Miller even understand the we "harnessed" the atom because of Jewish refugees escaping NAZI Germany???

Stupid fuck isn't he?

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Michael's avatar

He's a dude that thinks history began the date of his birth

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Well, Fermi escaped from Fascist Italy, but point taken. (Went directly to New York from Stockholm after picking up what was obviously not a Peace Prize.)

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I knew there would be one refugee truther in the bunch- dear Wonks

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Always glad to be a token.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Hey, my father was a refugee physicist, so I have to be precise here. (winky emoji)

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Kay Ducky's avatar

The world is on fire and now it's under a foot of snow to boot. And under the boots of ICE. Deep six ICE

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I guess Miller's allohistorical novel would have both skipped over the nation's history of slavery as well as exclude mention of his own Russian grandparents immigrating to the U.S.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

A regular Harry Turtledove.

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Babe Paley's avatar

NEED a birthday present for Husband!

I wanted to get him a photograph by a local artist that we saw at a theater over the summer. I didn't think to take a picture of it or the card for the photographer at the time (this is a theater space that also features local artists in the lobby.

So I emailed the theater, who referred me to the theater group who were renting the space at the time. THAT person sent a very nice email saying that I must be asking about the photographer who did their posters for the show (not the same person). Worse, that person is her mom. So now I feel weird emailing her back to say "No--not your mom's work--the artist showing his work in the lobby!" because that seems mean.

That was my only fucking idea. HELP ME, WONKS!

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Michael's avatar

You with a birthday bow in your hair.

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My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

Not mean at all.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Well, Ziggywiggy once showed her photo somewhere, so that counts.

(Sorry, that's what I got, a bad joke. And a mention of our Mistress of Movies. I could post a link to "The Polka Pit" too, I suppose.)

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Whale Chowder's avatar

"While [mom's name]'s work was lovely, a photo on display in the lobby particularly resonated with me..."

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Resource NW's avatar

Just be clear on who you mean. It is not mean ... I mean... Aw, fuck it.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

That story about Ka$h closing the Hoover headquarters gave me a moment of reckoning.

I'd visited the place when I was a kid, and was even taken down to the indoor shooting range where an agent steadied my hand as I shot bullets into a target that bore the life-size silhouette of a human being. I was given that target at the end of the visit, and it hung on my bedroom wall back at home for some time. Mind you, this first visit to D.C. was also the one where we later watched Robert Kennedy's funeral cortège roll through the streets.

Anyway, that was a fucked-up thing to do as a kid, hang a target of a human being on a bedroom wall.

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My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

So I think about this and I’m at peace knowing that the real shitty things that happened as a kid had a big influence on who I am today. Some responsible adult, likely a parent, let that happen.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Yes, thanks for that, as it's entirely true. One other thing I've never forgotten from that trip is my mother's friend's reaction to a Black man who came up to try to sell her a newspaper. It was searing revelation to about that woman's racism, and though she remained a family friend for years afterward, I kept my distance from that moment forward.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Kids are kind of oblivious to their own casual cruelty. Having met you once or twice, you don't seem scarred by it.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

And thanks for that too. I've had a horror of guns from not long after that time, related to something else that happened. I hadn't really thought about that target for decades until the Hoover building got mentioned in the news.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Stephen Miller's Diary took a Turner for the worse....

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cynmac's avatar

ICWYDT

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

This reads like a koala calmly chewing eucalyptus while the empire free-falls in the background. Absurdity stacked on atrocity, cut with humor sharp enough to keep you awake without numbing out. The chaos is real, but so is the refusal to let it steal wit, memory, or moral clarity. That balance is its own kind of resistance.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

And there's something about the external womb that really brings it home. Only a platypus would be more absurder.

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