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ouch! i got once a week, at least. if you feed your dog at home, he won't be digging through the neighbor's trash.

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i feel ya. been a couple years now for this widower. it still works, just no one to share with.

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Romper StomperBomper BooI've got a fist herewaiting for you.

That can't be right.

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how EXACTLY can one deliberately grow cysts on ones uterus you complete fucking moronic asshole?

(cleaned up my language because I do not want to be too mean to an idiot)

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Since Trump is such a great defender of the LGBTQ community, and since Christie does everything Trump says as soon as he says it (if not before), New Jersey's wonderful Governor should have this problem cleaned up faster than you can say, "Bob's your uncle."

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My nose, unfortunately, looks on the feline sect as biological warfare.

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I have a friend whose dildo was modeled after a pony penis. It's, uh, interesting.

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I assume it was written by a Christie supporter.

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Josh does his best work with other digits than the Penii

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Also, how many times during that two year period. I'm assuming once every New Year's Eve ain't going to cut it.

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That sounds like a disease. "Give me penicillin, I have Christie Supporter."

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You're right. Dude be whack. And "Fred Garvin"?

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I was just reading the other day about "Trans Broken Arm Syndrome" - the phenomenon whereby trans people's health issues are always read through their gender and thus ignored. Throwing up all the time? Must be a reaction to hormones. Broke your arm? You probably did it to yourself out of self hatred, etc.

The medical profession has a huge tradition of attempting to read difference as pathology.

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Sure. But afterwards, she straps one on and bones you. Is that okay?

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Back when SNL was good for the entire. Not just one or two skits.

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