Insufferable smugbunny Jesse Watters, who does innovative comedy clips involving record-scratch sound effects for The O'Reilly Factor, scored some major ha-has at the 2014 National Organization for Women (NOW) conference in Albuquerque before he was booted by security for not having a press pass.
“If you need protection, I can protect you,”
&quot;Protection? That&#039;s odd, you seem a lot more like a <i>dick</i> than a <i>condom</i>, but yeah, no thanks anyway.&quot;
If I ever saw this dude coming, I&#039;d run the other way. Mainly to repress the urge to throw his camera into the nearest body of water or down a manhole.
Those are the breaks, Jesse. I guess all those women prefer a different brand of douche.
Please, UNICEF is trying to combat this. Take it to the loo! <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/15/take-poo...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...
A living one.
In Soviet Russia, seal blows <i>you</i>.
Biggest dick an an NRA convention, ftw.
Dude has a face that evolved just to be punched... hard and constantly.
I&#039;d rather be microcephalic
<i>asking if any of the ladies at the convention had been wounded, or if he&rsquo;d be issued a weapon if he signed up</i>
Yeah! War metaphors should only be used for <i>serious</i> issues. Like the War on Christmas.
your headline is funnier
&quot;...but your forearms seem, uh, pretty sturdy. Lots of practicing to be a JAG?&quot;
&ldquo;If you need protection, I can protect you,&rdquo;
&quot;Protection? That&#039;s odd, you seem a lot more like a <i>dick</i> than a <i>condom</i>, but yeah, no thanks anyway.&quot;
If I ever saw this dude coming, I&#039;d run the other way. Mainly to repress the urge to throw his camera into the nearest body of water or down a manhole.
He looks like the uptight friend from Weekend at Bernie&#039;s had a baby with Greg from Fox and Friends.
...was his ONLY sex with a woman
FIFY
it&#039;s call SCOTUS
That was seriously terrible. Does this douche bag not realize just how unfunny he is?