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Me too, also.

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Thiel's lawyer Harder is apparently suing over that, too.

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Darnit, I was howling at that meme, then the last sentence gave me sad. :[

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I like the way in which the ad artificially enhances the orange of Trumpy's face.

If that's not artificially enhanced, I'm really scared.

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HOLY SHIT I despite Trumpy but I don't want him to go out the same way as Tommy Wiseau at the end of _The Room_. It would garner him too much sympathy.

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APAAAAAHT, HILARY!"

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Not to mention hiring Mexican immigrants to trim that border hedge.

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Shhh! They'll banish us!

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Thank goodness there was NEVER Trump popcorn.

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My heart's with you, brother (or sister).

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Equivalent to the wing or rudder falling off. Either way you're toast.

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He's not a good businessman. I like people who don't go bankrupt.

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This campaign will self-destruct in five weeks, tops.

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Trump Ice

You take less than a penny's worth of filtered water, spend a penny or two and freeze it, put it in a plastic bag that costs less than a penny and then spend 10¢ delivering it to a store where it retails for $1.50-2.00....

HOW CAN YOU FUCKING LOSE MONEY ON SOMETHING SO FUCKING SIMPLE????https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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He gives me money and I spend it on hookers and blow.

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"His book ends at Chapter 11." LOL

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