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Granted Bernie Sanders isn't Barack Obama

No, he's a fuck ton better!

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and one of his tweets was the most re-tweeted of any candidate.

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It's what plants crave. ;)

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To see all of it: https://twitter.com/BernieS...

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If anybody wants to see the video that gif came from, here it is.It's almost as ridiculous as Donald Trump as POTUS.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Creepy clowns. Another reason why I never eat at McDonald's.

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plus they make him incredibly thirsty!

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Ronald should have run. He would be the front runner--and, with Trump on stage, he wouldn't be the most creepy guy up there.

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As someone who's 1/99,999th Owl-American, I take offense at my droppings being defiled in any way by being associated with that motley crew.

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Thanks for that - great anecdote and article. I saw the Captain & the Magic Band in Pittsburgh in the early 70's touring in support of The Spotlight Kid. One of the most memorable concerts ever. "Maybe one of the reasons he rarely followed up his best work was that he knew he couldn't." Amen.

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They're killing me. Along with their careers.

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Bibo, ergo sum.

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Shorter version of Hillaction to the debate: TROLOLOLOLOLOL.

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I don't care how many times he repeats it from his stupid-hole, "I think" sounds like a lie when it belches forth from Trump.

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I'm shameless enough to not care if we wind up nominating a head of lettuce, as long as that head of lettuce actually gets elected. The critical thing, for me, is the word "actually."

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