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Tessie's avatar

Whatever else you can say about Hillary, she must be the smartest goddamn criminal on Earth.

Entire teams of people who hate her guts and also are experts at digging up dirt haven't been able to pin anything on her, even after spending millions of dollars and being up her and Bill's collective ass for DECADES.

kmblue187's avatar

I was so proud of her, what a tragedy she wasn't elected.

AL's avatar

Bros & Berners appear to post lies and insults about “the Clintons” and HRC in 3…2…

"M"'s avatar

Downthread. I think you torpedoed one of them yourself

Rad's avatar

I am just waiting to read in the transcripts that Bill Clinton went on record to state that "I was the BUBBA in the Trump / Epstein Email, and I can tell you this - I got a better blowjob from an intern!"

I know... wishful thinking.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. HRC should, by all rights, be former President Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton. That she isn't a former POTUS, but "just" a former Secretary of State and former First Lady is criminal. And the crimes are coming from inside the White House.

ERISunveiled's avatar

Ok ok. But what about H̶e̶r̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶s̶ voting for the Iraq war

Tessie's avatar

"voting for the Iraq war"... in October 2002? You DO realize that she hasn't held any elected office for thirteen goddamn years, right?

AL's avatar

you mean like the other 97 senators did?

Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Will the incompetent circus clowns call Chelsea in next and question her about her involvement? Maybe the Clinton’s handed her over to Epstein to use her as a sex slave? I don’t think the gop has ever met a conspiracy theory they didn’t jump onto in an attempt to prove just how delusional them and the maga cult are. Facts, solid evidence, and logic are definitely not in their wheelhouse. They base their opinions on feelings.

Rachael's avatar

Was it Hillary Clinton or Obama who used their time machine to go back and assassinate Kennedy? That will need to be investigated before wasting time finding out who else may be featured in the Epstein Files.

Tessie's avatar

"Was it Hillary Clinton or Obama who used their time machine to go back and assassinate Kennedy?'

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Well, after all, it was you and me.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

It was definitely Beetlebert asking about Pizzagate.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Barry will always be my forever president. Hills will always be my forever almost-president; Lady Marcie of Jones' CV 'graph — thanks to above-and-beyond writing/researching skills — tells it like it actually is: Secretary of State Clinton has been working long and truly for American ideals for-eval!

Hank Napkin's avatar

U.S. Americans missed the fucking Chance of a Lifetime to elect her.

Hank Napkin's avatar

READ NOW THE BOROWITZ-POSTED TRANSCRIPT OF HILLARY CLINTON'S OPENING STATEMENT AND MARVEL IN ITS TRUTH AND BEAUTY AND COHERENCE. NOT TO MENTION POWER OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AS IT DESCRIBES OBJECTIVE REALITY WITH WORDS BIGGER THAN 'WOW', 'GREAT', AND 'NEVER SEEN BEFORE'.

Stulexington's avatar

"She doesn't look happy."

OMFG are they really going with "she should smile more?"

Tessie's avatar

Why the fuck would she?

What is this, the ELEVENTH time she's been hauled before Congress and ordered to do their dirty work FOR them, so they can cobble up some manufactured scandal out of thin air?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Would you look happy if you had to answer questions from that Mos Eisley cantina full of chucklefucks?

AL's avatar

or address the issue of child rape? ??

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Answer questions? Would you look happy if you were stuck in a room all day with that crowd?

eo's avatar

This was Hilary's "Have you no sense of decency?" moment.

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

According to Nancy Mace, HRC was screaming and unhinged during that deposition.

Offhand I cannot think of any rational person who would believe a word Nancy Mace says. At least about the Epstein files and/or HRC's mental balance.

I also do not perceive any marked signs of unhinged screaming in the transcript.

AL's avatar

more projection from the GOPedos

Wookiee Monster's avatar

TBF, Nancy Mace is the expert in unhinged screaming.

Stulexington's avatar

Yeah, she does not look anything but bored in the smuggled picture. I bet Mace was told to chill several times so the other children could take their turn at the karaoke mic.

James Spencer's avatar

And if I’m not mistaken, Benny Johnson has been busted getting bankrolled by the Kremlin itself. Is Putin still slipping him a bunch of C notes?