Madam President, eventually The Associated Press called California for Hillary Clinton early Wednesday morning, cementing a whompin' that outperformed all the polling averages. Right now, with a little over 94% reporting, she holds a 56-43 lead in the state. Add this to victories in New Mexico, South Dakota, and New Jersey, and it's clear that, unless Bernie Sanders is somehow able to net approximately eleventy thousand million delegates in the Washington DC Primary next week (which don't exist), Hillary has far and away made history, as the first female presumptive nominee for a major party. (No, Jill Stein does not count.)