Hillary Clinton announced Sunday that yeah, sure, she guesses she'll go ahead and be president in 2016, not that it's that important to her or anything. As we reported, her announcement video is terrible and un-American, as it features "regular people" doing "regular things," like going back to work, graduating college and things like that. But her True Agenda is revealed when a man's voice says, "I'm getting married this summer to someone I really care about." The camera moves to footage of a man holding hands WITH ANOTHER MAN, which yr Wonkette has to admit is really kind of big and heartwarming and wonderful, since it's the first time a presidential candidate with a shot of winning has started out the gate declaring support for the gay marriages.
This has to be some of the happy nice times-est news we've had all month. And damn, they are the CUTEST couple, aren't they?Please go to the wedding, Hillz. If only because the wingnut outrage will violate noise laws all over the lower 48...
Do you have any idea how much this kind of ghey tolerance stuff is gonna cost the US taxpayer for the Obamacare RWNJ Exploding Heads subsidy? PREPEEEACH!!1!!
It's a relief that Hillary has officially announced running so Greater Wingnuttia can slam her 2016 campaign instead of recycling 2008 "gotcha's" for the 78th kajillion time.
This has to be some of the happy nice times-est news we've had all month. And damn, they are the CUTEST couple, aren't they?Please go to the wedding, Hillz. If only because the wingnut outrage will violate noise laws all over the lower 48...
Yes
Well, they seem to do alright at brothels.
Do you have any idea how much this kind of ghey tolerance stuff is gonna cost the US taxpayer for the Obamacare RWNJ Exploding Heads subsidy? PREPEEEACH!!1!!
I hope her security detail can dress well enough.
I'm going to withhold judgement on this until I hear what Mike Huckabee has to say about it.
Well, Hillary simply has to attend -- what could be more demographically perfect than a gay wedding on Juneteenth?
"Prepeach," that is awesome in direct proportion to its depressingness.
The Secret Service? You can dress them up but you can't take them anywhere.
What's the big deal - wasn't she gay married to Janet Reno?
If she attends the wedding it would give a whole new meaning to 'Chicago style politics'.
And possibly , "Chicago Style Pizza".
I am not making pizza for Jared and Nate's wedding. Now send me $800,000.
catered by Papa John’s
"What is something that happens in HELL, Alex?"~
How is Hillary with Rainbows?
It's a relief that Hillary has officially announced running so Greater Wingnuttia can slam her 2016 campaign instead of recycling 2008 "gotcha's" for the 78th kajillion time.