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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

This has to be some of the happy nice times-est news we've had all month. And damn, they are the CUTEST couple, aren't they?Please go to the wedding, Hillz. If only because the wingnut outrage will violate noise laws all over the lower 48...

Beawild's avatar

Well, they seem to do alright at brothels.

memzilla Ω's avatar

Do you have any idea how much this kind of ghey tolerance stuff is gonna cost the US taxpayer for the Obamacare RWNJ Exploding Heads subsidy? PREPEEEACH!!1!!

Mavenmaven's avatar

I hope her security detail can dress well enough.

Tallmutha's avatar

I'm going to withhold judgement on this until I hear what Mike Huckabee has to say about it.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

Well, Hillary simply has to attend -- what could be more demographically perfect than a gay wedding on Juneteenth?

Tallmutha's avatar

"Prepeach," that is awesome in direct proportion to its depressingness.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

The Secret Service? You can dress them up but you can't take them anywhere.

chicken thief's avatar

What's the big deal - wasn't she gay married to Janet Reno?

chicken thief's avatar

If she attends the wedding it would give a whole new meaning to 'Chicago style politics'.

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

And possibly , "Chicago Style Pizza".

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

I am not making pizza for Jared and Nate's wedding. Now send me $800,000.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©'s avatar

catered by Papa John’s

"What is something that happens in HELL, Alex?"~

diogenez's avatar

How is Hillary with Rainbows?

Joshua Norton's avatar

It's a relief that Hillary has officially announced running so Greater Wingnuttia can slam her 2016 campaign instead of recycling 2008 "gotcha's" for the 78th kajillion time.