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Nice Tongan boy learns one English word: Cougar!

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I got it!

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And I thought the Illuminati was like a men's club thing.

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I'm betting Jenny probably has "WWJD" bumper sticker or fridge magnet or three around. I guess we could say that Jenny was seancing with Jesus the same way Hillary was seancing with Eleanor.

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I am in awe of you, and somewhat concerned for possible PTSD.

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Litteh itteh bitteh Illuminateh kitteh committeh?

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Confession time: sometimes I hang out over at Faux Noise to troll there. But I troll with facts, which makes they all the crazier.

I'm SO bad....

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isn't the illuminati the exact opposite of the occult? why would they have witches when they have templar treasure? and if the arc of the covenant really is in a virginia warehouse, i think they should recruit bureaucrats not witches.

i am not really up on these things though.

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"Are they friendly spirits?" "Friendly? Just listen..." Ah, yes - good times...

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Terry Pratchett could pull that off. Alas, there was only one Terry Pratchett.

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I'm not only the president, I'm also a member?

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Charisma News? Everyone knows charisma is a dump stat, unless you're a bard. And this lady is no bard ...

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... just the cankles, methinks.

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Unhinged Pieces of Shit?

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OH that's a great one! Permission to appropriate and reuse?

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'Wassilla Wendigo'

Marry me. Nao.

Ill 'asplain to Sweetie later.

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