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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Nice Tongan boy learns one English word: Cougar!

kareemachan's avatar

And I thought the Illuminati was like a men's club thing.

kareemachan's avatar

I'm betting Jenny probably has "WWJD" bumper sticker or fridge magnet or three around. I guess we could say that Jenny was seancing with Jesus the same way Hillary was seancing with Eleanor.

kareemachan's avatar

I am in awe of you, and somewhat concerned for possible PTSD.

kareemachan's avatar

Litteh itteh bitteh Illuminateh kitteh committeh?

kareemachan's avatar

Confession time: sometimes I hang out over at Faux Noise to troll there. But I troll with facts, which makes they all the crazier.

I'm SO bad....

fuflans's avatar

isn't the illuminati the exact opposite of the occult? why would they have witches when they have templar treasure? and if the arc of the covenant really is in a virginia warehouse, i think they should recruit bureaucrats not witches.

i am not really up on these things though.

Mike Steele's avatar

"Are they friendly spirits?" "Friendly? Just listen..." Ah, yes - good times...

Historicat's avatar

Terry Pratchett could pull that off. Alas, there was only one Terry Pratchett.

Longstreet63's avatar

I'm not only the president, I'm also a member?

Historicat's avatar

Charisma News? Everyone knows charisma is a dump stat, unless you're a bard. And this lady is no bard ...

BackDoorMan's avatar

... just the cankles, methinks.

phoenix00's avatar

OH that's a great one! Permission to appropriate and reuse?

Rev. paleotectonics's avatar

'Wassilla Wendigo'

Marry me. Nao.

Ill 'asplain to Sweetie later.