TELL US ABOUT YOUR REAL DAD, HILLARY. You know, Barack Obama SAYS he is "leaving office" in "January 2017" (PFFFFFFFFFFT!), and that he is totally OK with not being president anymore and letting Hillz McEmails do Benghazi to the Oval Office. And we believe him, maybe! But we sure bet he's gonna be pissed the fuck off when he finds out that, on top of becoming the new president of America, Hillary ALSO gets to be the new PRESIDENT OF HELL, which he thought was
I'm betting Jenny probably has "WWJD" bumper sticker or fridge magnet or three around. I guess we could say that Jenny was seancing with Jesus the same way Hillary was seancing with Eleanor.
isn't the illuminati the exact opposite of the occult? why would they have witches when they have templar treasure? and if the arc of the covenant really is in a virginia warehouse, i think they should recruit bureaucrats not witches.
Nice Tongan boy learns one English word: Cougar!
I got it!
And I thought the Illuminati was like a men's club thing.
I'm betting Jenny probably has "WWJD" bumper sticker or fridge magnet or three around. I guess we could say that Jenny was seancing with Jesus the same way Hillary was seancing with Eleanor.
I am in awe of you, and somewhat concerned for possible PTSD.
Litteh itteh bitteh Illuminateh kitteh committeh?
Confession time: sometimes I hang out over at Faux Noise to troll there. But I troll with facts, which makes they all the crazier.
I'm SO bad....
isn't the illuminati the exact opposite of the occult? why would they have witches when they have templar treasure? and if the arc of the covenant really is in a virginia warehouse, i think they should recruit bureaucrats not witches.
i am not really up on these things though.
"Are they friendly spirits?" "Friendly? Just listen..." Ah, yes - good times...
Terry Pratchett could pull that off. Alas, there was only one Terry Pratchett.
I'm not only the president, I'm also a member?
Charisma News? Everyone knows charisma is a dump stat, unless you're a bard. And this lady is no bard ...
... just the cankles, methinks.
Unhinged Pieces of Shit?
OH that's a great one! Permission to appropriate and reuse?
'Wassilla Wendigo'
Marry me. Nao.
Ill 'asplain to Sweetie later.