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He needs to lock down some Illudium 238 first. And enough Unobtanium 303 to make the Grangold Bracket to hold it all together,

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Vincente certainly hasn't been letting this shit slide. Was he term-limited out, or what?

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Did they get trump out of Mexico before he said something like: "What's up with this? Stop with the jibber jabber and speak English, dammit!"

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They have a strict single term limit called the sexenio, because it's for six years.

And there's your 69 days to election joke, right there.

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It was painful to watch. I don't know what Nieto was thinking inviting Turnip, an idiot and known racist, there.

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I bet she lets herself be exposed to crowds, unlike Trump.

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From the impression I get from Mexican Nationals here in San Antonio when they discuss Nieto, he's something of a "mama's boy," and definitely on the prissy/fussy side. How he ever got anywhere in Mexican politics, I'll never know. Their pols are usually tough, but oily. Like snakes.

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Come on down here, and I'll show ya the seedy underbelly. Also, conservative parrotheads.

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"That's no moon..."

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So, one guesses that the next round of suspense centers around the question of whether Trump will be able to resist the temptation to brag about how he shoved Neito's face into the locker and pulled his pants down. 3 hrs. or so, to go.

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Not a fan of that whole term-limit thing.

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I think I hit the down arrow by mistake. I clicked it again, hope it cancelled!

Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

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Has Mexico bombed us yet?

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Yeah, it'd be so much better to give presidents a way to take over and become dictators. Um.... no.

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Obama? No fucking way. He would never do that.

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I'm getting the impression from what's coming out of Mexico that it wasn't extended just to Trump, but to any candidate who wanted to come and have a chat. Trump's just the first one to accept.

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