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they cut me off. My S.O. buys his overseas (yes, I'm dating a geezer but he makes me laugh!)

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I can only work with the canvas I was given :-P

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Shhh Bill, it's time to step away from the mic and get yourself some comfort food. http://cbsnews1.cbsistatic....

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I was, & I agree with the OP.

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Only if you were leaking Santorum as well.

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"Sanders had supported the ban since 1988. The conference committee version included not only the assault weapons ban but also the Violence Against Women Act provisions. Sanders supported these efforts to protect women." It would be nice to add that in there. It wasn't Bernie calling black children super predators and saying it doesn't matter how they got that way.

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Benghazi and the email server are two separate things.

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Best thing I've read today

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Really? I think he should promote BLM and try to make up for some of the mass incarceration that he had a hand in starting. That is if he really was the first black president.

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I was too. Nixon was such a moderate in his domestic policies as was Ford. Although, Ford was so ineffective that it didn't matter. Whip Inflation Now, anyone?

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That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

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But he has done remarkable work through the foundation. The work on AIDS in Africa has been a game changer.

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Islamadora? ISLAM-adora? Who's the Muslin now?

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I'm with Bill on this one. Lock up all the gang members, or better yet, shoot them. If they're minors we figure out a program for them, otherwise call in the terminator and clean up the neighborhoods.

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I've always liked the name of that key.

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You're right, I had forgotten that.

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