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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

oh, my - just in case you, my fellow non-commenter, did not translate that lovely Russian in the 1st paragraph, Google tells me: "I am not a Russian asset !!! 1 !!! 1 !! No! No! Hillary Clinton - the ruin of nations! Now it’s clear that this is a competition between you and me! We will duel at the gymnasium!"

I love this so much, I had to jump down and share my googling.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

It would be real nice if these reporters, who feel so bad about their role in creating the journalistic bullshit that was 2016 election reporting, would do some thorough journalisming on how all that journalistic bullshit came to be, and the actual story it obscurred. That's probably too much to ask...

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

There's plenty of profanity free analyses out there; no reason you have to read Wonkette. And if you're interested in Wonkette (and I'm not sure you actually are) you can always restrict yourself to the posts by our lovely Robyn Pennaccia, who has a sunny girl-next-door disposition and mostly-profanity free writing, while supplying a nice bit of snark.

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La Cieca's avatar

I note your concern, troll.

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Ruth is finally free's avatar

omg thank you for translating, that is hilarious and I would never have looked it up on my own.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"the State Department has finished its investigation of Hillary's damn emails"

So that means it's all over, and we'll never ( ever ) have to listen to more endless crap about this issue, right?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!

Like that'll ever happen!

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Fucka you off.

I'm sure you can figure out that message, Bigoted Leslie.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

This was always just continued harassment of State Department staff and an effort to keep the claim of crooked Hillary alive. The State Department and the DOJ was smart enough to know that any actual indictment would backfire. For one thing, there was no basis for any charges. Retroactively classifying emails, especially when a look into the classification and finding out it was bullshit, would not play out well against qualified defense attorneys. But the biggest problem would be the discovery demands of the defense attorneys, including copies of emails, memos, phone logs, and other correspondence, in addition to depositions under oath of key people involved in the action. Materials that would show the real problem was a conspiracy to obstruct justice and abuse of office to harass political opponents.

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CptnEng2311's avatar

I would love it if Hillary twittered:

!!!!!!!!!!TOTALLY EXONERATED!!!!!!!!!!

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John Robinson's avatar

The GOP learned two lessons from Nixon's Downfall:1. Control the Press, and

2. Destroy the evidence.

Some of them have forgotten Lesson #2, but boy, howdy, did they succeed with Lesson #1!

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

I heard Clarence Thomas mentioned today. Another one.

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rtpoeman's avatar

The best thing they can do is stick with long form reporting. In-depth detailed analysis and commentary. The stuff worth paying for.

(I note that The Athletic, a subscription-only sports blog, has exactly that sort of analysis and commentary. And they've attracted some of the top sportswriters in the country. And they are doing quite well, thank you (some 600,000 subscribers, if memory serves))

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rtpoeman's avatar

Tonga's lone Olympian in Rio. Knew without having to look it up.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

Thank you Evan, very satisfying. As satisfying as this horseshit parade can be. I watch MSNBC a lot (and not just Rachel), what do I know I’m just some foolish Canadian 🤷🏻‍♀️, but oh my god the people whose bylines were on those shitty stories are on there constantly. Especially Michael Schmidt with his reedy voice and his weird patrician sweater.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

I think you got a typo. Did they not succeed at Lesson 1?

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Petunia Cat's avatar

Yep, punitive fake investigation. Not at all authoritarian! 😣

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