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Betsy Primrose's avatar

I'll take $50 on no fatalities involved

Relativicus's avatar

You know good and goddamned well why Westmoreland is leaving...

The Wanderer's avatar

The Chicken Hawk finally caught up to him.

The Wanderer's avatar

Saracen pig!Roman dog!Turkish taffy!

Paperless Tiger's avatar

I spent time in prayer and ... have decided I will no longer seek reelection ...Sounds like God tricked him. He finally had mercy on Georgia.

TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

Time to retire and cash in them lobby bonus points...

lroom's avatar

Everyone's comments are still there this morning. That's some good trolling I laughed my ass off. Good job!

BadKitty904's avatar

My brother and I have always been big fans of Foghorn Leghorm, mostly because we grew up with so many people who actually talk like that.

chicken thief's avatar

Some twink done stole his jean shorts?! Kids these days, I tell ya - no respect!

chicken thief's avatar

Carly makes a frowny face at you.

Wait, that's an icy glare. Noooo, I think she might be laughing.... ah, fuck it, who knows.

chicken thief's avatar

What happens in _______ (fill in the blank) stays in ________ !!!!

chicken thief's avatar

Well, LaPage, maybe if you weren't such a dick your constituents might back off the drugs a tad.

And of course they go back home because, duh, MAINE.

chicken thief's avatar

With that grueling Congressional calendar I'm shocked, shocked I say, that all of them haven't quit. They must be working about a third of the year now!

docterry6973's avatar

Which is why the GOP will never ever allow a public hearing on Planned Parenthood. They know that they can't afford to let the public see the jackasses at work.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Does that term apply to feet?