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Betsy Primrose's avatar

I'll take $50 on no fatalities involved

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Relativicus's avatar

You know good and goddamned well why Westmoreland is leaving...

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The Wanderer's avatar

The Chicken Hawk finally caught up to him.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Saracen pig!Roman dog!Turkish taffy!

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unionthuggery's avatar

The aqueduct?

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

I spent time in prayer and ... have decided I will no longer seek reelection ...Sounds like God tricked him. He finally had mercy on Georgia.

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

Time to retire and cash in them lobby bonus points...

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lroom's avatar

Everyone's comments are still there this morning. That's some good trolling I laughed my ass off. Good job!

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BadKitty904's avatar

My brother and I have always been big fans of Foghorn Leghorm, mostly because we grew up with so many people who actually talk like that.

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chicken thief's avatar

Some twink done stole his jean shorts?! Kids these days, I tell ya - no respect!

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chicken thief's avatar

Carly makes a frowny face at you.

Wait, that's an icy glare. Noooo, I think she might be laughing.... ah, fuck it, who knows.

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chicken thief's avatar

What happens in _______ (fill in the blank) stays in ________ !!!!

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chicken thief's avatar

Well, LaPage, maybe if you weren't such a dick your constituents might back off the drugs a tad.

And of course they go back home because, duh, MAINE.

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chicken thief's avatar

With that grueling Congressional calendar I'm shocked, shocked I say, that all of them haven't quit. They must be working about a third of the year now!

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docterry6973's avatar

Which is why the GOP will never ever allow a public hearing on Planned Parenthood. They know that they can't afford to let the public see the jackasses at work.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Does that term apply to feet?

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