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Can we just give them the Palins as hostages or some shit? Alaska is really nice...no, wait, it sucks and nobody should move here, ever.

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so now you are trying to say Hillary blocked that bridge?

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You know I understand Obama outsmarting these rubes, he's kinda sorta smart but Hillz does not come off as Einstein material and she is ripping their asses.Its time for Trey Gowdy to pack it in and quit making an ass of himself

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Sure, try to scare people away. Well, you failed. My daughter lives in Anchorage and visiting, we discovered it seems like a nice place to live. So you lose.

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Except 90% of their base (I'm being generous here) couldn't find Libya on a map, and maybe 1 out of a thousand of those few (again, generous) could locate Benghazi.

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Well, it hasn't been seen, so it MUST be hidden.

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Considering the one representative who didn't know what LGBT means I'd say all they need is to know how to remember what it is they're against.

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A lot of people would be amazed at how totally uninteresting "sensitive but unclassified" documents are.

The Bengfaithful wouldn't want to know that, though; life is one long TV suspense drama for them.

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That was before she got the idea of creating the Ebola fadscare.

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That was Ben Casey: House's bitter uncle.

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The first time a nude selfie of Hillary gets posted....

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The Benghazi ribbons on social media have become more of a tragedy than the actual event itself.

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I don't even want to read my OWN work emails, let alone someone else's. Too bad the rest of the world doesn't feel that way.

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Fast forward to 2016 Vice Presidential debates: Senator Sanders, " You, Ted, are no Ben Ghazi...."

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This is a total letdown. I thought this was going to be a treasure trove of dick and fart jokes.

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I hope we can have 17 more hearings about this right now!!!!!11!1!

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