Welcome to Wonkette's Hillary Clinton Graduation Pool Party! We have many "hot dogs" for you to eat, and Miller High Life for the adults. But oh, where is the graduate herself, Hillary Clinton? According to the teevee, she is "at least 10 minutes late." And she's supposed to deliver the commencement address, just like she did at Wellesley in 1969, a speech bursting with such Boomer idealism and brilliance that it made her national headlines. And then she married Bill Clinton, a shit. Let's liveblog Hillary's second commencement address, in which she will endorse Barack Obama, and start her Second Life.
Hillary Clinton's Late For Her Own Graduation!
Hillary Clinton's Late For Her Own…
Hillary Clinton's Late For Her Own Graduation!
Welcome to Wonkette's Hillary Clinton Graduation Pool Party! We have many "hot dogs" for you to eat, and Miller High Life for the adults. But oh, where is the graduate herself, Hillary Clinton? According to the teevee, she is "at least 10 minutes late." And she's supposed to deliver the commencement address, just like she did at Wellesley in 1969, a speech bursting with such Boomer idealism and brilliance that it made her national headlines. And then she married Bill Clinton, a shit. Let's liveblog Hillary's second commencement address, in which she will endorse Barack Obama, and start her Second Life.