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Hillary Is President of Texas!
MSNBC and other people just decided, at 12: 45ish, to call Texas' PRIMARY for Hillary Clinton, but who knows what this has to do with the caucuses. On to Puerto Rico in June! Ugh. Someone be president already? You -- you, the reader -- you be president. We'll make some phone calls. Just be president.